Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

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Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dragons Tamed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Runes Activated:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5094

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Star Shards Collected:	177	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Potions Brewed:	76
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	152	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.