Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

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Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Chaktet

Pixelmon

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Potions Brewed:	115	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3265	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MineKeo Network

Earth, Skyblock, Towny

Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

KiwiSMP

Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Farms Harvested:	407	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Potions Brewed:	164
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EcuaCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
New Chunks Explored:	563329	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Trap Legacy

KitPvP, PvP

A trap training and duel server where you can have fun, play without any problems and win rewards by voting. Don’t stay, join.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
New Chunks Explored:	661384	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HyperHub

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP

HyperMc is an online multiplayer game that offers an immersive and exciting gaming experience. With its unique features and gameplay, it is sure to captivate players of all ages. Join the adventure now and unleash your gaming skills in the virtual world of HyperMc. For bedrock Ip server : hyperhub.ovshosting.com Port server : 19456

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BumbleCraft

Survival

We’re a gaming community, supporting the LGBTQIA+ community to feel safe in a fun and interactive community. Allowing people to express and feel themselves. Our goal is to create an environment where everyone feels included, respected and safe. We hope you’ll join us on the journey to create the number one inclusive community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6067
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VentureLand RPG

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

A completely unique RPG game in minecraft ► A large hand-built open world map ► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles ► Custom items and loot ► Unique crafting system ► Economy and market ► Custom mobs ► Dungeons and bossesNo mods required! Use the IP to join

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlzeSteal

Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

BlzeSteal is a Lifesteal Factions Server. It’s known for having its own custom-made weapons, tools, and armor. The weapons in BlzeSteal are not just ordinary; they have special designs and powers, making fights more interesting.Server IP: play.BlzeSteal.net Bedrock IP: BlzeSteal.bedrock.minehut.gg, Port: 19132> LIFESTEAL > FACTIONS > RANDOMKITS > EVENTS > PVP

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Azalea Realms

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Azalea Realms is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released the first ever Border SMP, an awesome new twist on Minecraft. We also have a Simple SMP for anyone just looking to vibe and hang out!Azalea Realms has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.gg/azalearealms!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.