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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 5720 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.
Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!
We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!
But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.
So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.