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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 3129 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Votes: | 2206 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.
Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!
We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!
But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.
So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.