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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 6980 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
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