Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, they couldn’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. That’s the kind of energy we have here – pure, unadulterated chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Farms Harvested: 840
Epic Battles Fought: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Mangrove MC

    Mangrove MC

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Dimension Hops: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Clover SMP

    Clover SMP

    The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Kingdom of Hibernia

    Kingdom of Hibernia

    Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5537 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Wildwood

    Wildwood

    checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Towns Built: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • VyrusMC

    VyrusMC

    VyrusMC is a NEW 1.20 Survival server. We are a free-to-play, non-profit, and non-pay-to-win Minecraft gaming server. VyrusMC is a community-driven server run by the players with active staff made up of our players. We have MCMMO, jobs, crates, rank upgrades based on votes, player warps, a token and money economy, and kits for each rank up. This is great for casual and even hardcore survival and PvE Minecraft Players. We are always looking to add new members to our team, if you want to serve the community come apply for a Jr. Mod or Builder position today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • FlawlessMC

    FlawlessMC

    Hello and welcome to FlawlessMC Join our small lovely community today! The server just released and we started the server with some rotation gamemodes just in the development phase!We are done with a custom Skyblock and Parkour Now we are doing a Custom Survival!Lots of features and things to do! Custom Enchants Totally Unique Biomes you never seen before! A Fair and Good Skill System Custom Trades/Recipes Dungeons

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Star Shards Collected: 259
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CubivalCraft

    CubivalCraft

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    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • FTB Ultimate Reloaded by CraftersLand

    FTB Ultimate Reloaded  by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ulr.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Nexus Worlds

    Nexus Worlds

    A fun and friendly minecraft survival server. Made for the players. We host unique and fun events. We have custom made quests and rewards.Minecraft in a different way!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Ores Mined: 8718 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Kencrafters Community Server

    Kencrafters Community Server

    Do you want a fun, safe and amazing community server to play on? What about family friendly? Well my friend, this is your chance! Come join us! We do constant community events, Nonstop survival challenges, and best of all, a fun loving community accepting of all ages! Joining discord and accepting some roles is one of the only ways you’ll be able to get ONTO the server, but it’s a precautionary measure to keep away trolls and griefers. Just follow the rules and your stay in the community is going to be an amazing one!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • AstroMine

    AstroMine

    Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • boolets.net

    boolets.net

    HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Emeralds Found: 8616
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 25

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • RAD by CraftersLand

    RAD by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Ores Mined: 8679 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • OrdinaryWonders

    OrdinaryWonders

    We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 New Chunks Explored: 115184
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 199 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • GospelCraft

    GospelCraft

    Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 313 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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