Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, they couldn’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. That’s the kind of energy we have here – pure, unadulterated chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found: 4931 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
Animals Bred: 122 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Westloch

    Westloch

    What is WestLoch you ask? We are a community based semi-vanilla survival Minecraft server. Our main goal is to bring back the good old days of survival, but with a little flair.

    One thing we focus on is to make sure everyone has a level playing field. This means there will not be any pay to win items, every perk is achievable just by voting.

    We have staff with years of experience when it comes to running large survival servers. This is a passion project for us to make it the best possible experience we can. We are in it for the long haul, so strap in and take the journey with us.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Crafting For Christ

    Crafting For Christ

    Crafting For Christ has a Survival Server. Our Survival Server offers the best of Vanilla Minecraft. Classic, vanilla survival for you and your friends to come to play on! For people who just want to play the game as it is.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Primal lands

    Primal lands
    Server IP: 23.230.3.61:25506

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Rusty Toenail

    Rusty Toenail

    Rusty Toenail is an Anarchy Minecraft server, with no rules whatsoever. Do anything you want, grief anyone you want, we DON’T care!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Star Shards Collected: 205
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SlimeLab

    SlimeLab

    ​A Taiwanese Minecraft server that started with the “Slimefun 4” technology plug-in! We hope to bring players a wonderful and humanized gaming experience.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 698193 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 97 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Nationmc earth

    Nationmc earth

    NationMC is a custom Earth world designed to create townswithin nations around the globe! Invite your friends tocollaborate in a real world location navigating around the world!

    Server IP: NationMC.net

    Features:» /Help & /Menu (all custom features)» Earth Map» Towns & Nations» Land Claiming» Free Voter Ranks» Custom Enchants» Guns» Drugs» Vehicles» Casino» Marketplace» Chest Shops» Player Warps» Stackable Spawners» Random Teleport» Fishing Tournaments» Daily Rewards» Seasons» Quests» Skills» Custom Heads» Player Tags» Anti-cheat» Friendly staff» Hosted on the US East Coast

    Server IP: NationMC.net

    Discord: https://discord.com/invite/5HzfpX2kcM

    Map: http://NationMC.live

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • UltraicMC

    UltraicMC

    A semi-vanilla survival server that aims to be feel vanilla whilst still changing the experience and making multiplayer convenient. Doesn’t have pay-to-win, and never will. Free speech without toxicity. Come play! play.ultraic.space

    We officially support Bedrock cross-play (19132) & 1.17-1.20 clients, though 1.8-1.16.5 still work. We have a server modpack that offers up to 2.5x more fps! Instructions for installation are at https://performance.ultraic.space/ .

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Baked Prison

    Baked Prison

    Baked Prison is a Non-OP prison server made for the community of people who prefer the classic feel of Prison Servers!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Wizard survival

    Wizard survival

    Are you ready for an adventure like no other? Look no further than Wizard Survival! Our Minecraft server offers a unique and engaging experience with features such as skills, land protection, economy, PvP, custom shops, a mine in spawn that regenerates ores, challenges, custom enchantments, custom crafting recipes, auctions and rewards. With room for up to 150 players and running on Minecraft version 1.19.2, there’s never a dull moment. Our rules are simple: no hacking and no griefing. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the magic of Wizard Survival!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Dreamhell

    Dreamhell

    Dreamhell | KitPVP | AnarchyPvp | Survival

    Dreamhell Network is a Pvp based community this server is owned and managed by epell9

    Copyright – 2020 Dreamhell

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • SourceMC

    SourceMC

    Anti-cheat – 100% uptime – no resets EVER We are a PVP, yet friendly survival server. Join today and join our growing community! I need people to help expand the spawn town! Trrnit will give loans out for the supply costs! We will need staff help later down the road, once we have a consistent player base. Our goal is to build a prospering town full of friendly people like you!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Stealzero

    Stealzero

    Welcome to StealZero, the ultimate Lifesteal Box Server in the world of Minecraft!

    Are you ready to experience a gaming adventure like never before? StealZero is here to take your Minecraft gameplay to the next level, introducing a revolutionary concept that will change the way you approach combat and survival.

    In StealZero, lifesteal is the name of the game. Prepare to unleash your inner warrior as you enter a realm where every hit counts, and every blow can mean the difference between life and death. Engage in intense battles with other players, where your skill, strategy, and timing determine your fate.

    As you explore our immersive Minecraft server, you’ll discover a meticulously crafted world filled with stunning landscapes, treacherous dungeons, and challenging arenas. Collaborate with friends or go solo as you embark

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • ProjectsMisol MC

    ProjectsMisol MC

    Welcome to the Projects Misol server. Survival world, PVP and economy. Welcome to the Projects Misol server. Survival world, PVP and economy. Welcome to the Projects Misol server. Survival world, PVP and economy.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • RedditMC

    RedditMC

    Welcome to the RedditMC Minecraft network! This network has many different modes including survival, anarchy, creative, and minigames! The main gameplay server is survival which includes a land claim plugin to allow you to protect areas and shops so that you can use the in-game economy.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Suntown farms

    Suntown farms

    Suntown Farms is another survival game but with its own customization and creativity. We strive to provide a healthy gameplay where everyone is treated equal and to grow larger slowly with the help of our community.

    We are a fresh server but the available gamemode we provide is:

    – Survival (Land Claiming).

    All claims are grief-protected and server rules are heavily imposed to keep a safe and happy environment.

    Things to know before you join the server:

    We do not allow gamebreaking farms. We wanted everyone to work hard or to depend of their own luck to get to the top of the leaderboards!

    The in-game prices will be heavily adjusted from time to time to keep the economy running, to make players go all out in earning money, and to make trading active!

    IP: www.suntown.farm

    Bedrock Port: 19132.

    Website: Under progress.Wiki: Under progress.Store: Under progress.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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