Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	6982	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

We are a 1.19+ Hermitcraft-like survival server with a awesome friendly 18+ community!Just like Hermitcraft, we use some datapacks for 1 player sleep, mob & player heads and for a co-ord hub. With that in mind we are a “Semi-Vanilla” Survival Server. The closest to Vanilla you’ll get with anti-grief/stealing and server optimisations. We have no plugins that affect gameplay like /spawn /home /back, keepinv, land claim, etc.. Builds and items are safe because we use CoreProtect.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6991	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

You arrive at our server spawn, it’s time to explore the worlds of CubedMC!We are a PvE server. No-griefing and No-stealing guidelines are strictly enforced.– Become the Mayor of a town, or join and help expand an existing community! – No Server Resets & Fresh Resource Worlds. Explore a permanent 70k x 70k main world, and other worlds easily with /rtp! – Rank up from a weary Traveler all become a royal! – Increase your McMMO power level to unlock special abilities by performing tasks! – Have Fun and Follow the Rules! CubedMC has an amazing community of players and staff who are always happy to help.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

SkyMata Is A Java + Bedrock Minecraft Server With Brand New Plugins, Inventive Features And Welcoming Community. Come Move The Ground At Will Or Set A Field Ablaze With Earth & Fire Bending On SkyMata Survival!Go To War With Your Enenmies In Towny And Try To Avoid Being A War Criminal! PVP With Custom Swords, Bombs, And Special Powers For The Most Unque Gameplay.Take Over the Economy With PlayerShops and Auction Houses! Come Join Us, We’d Love To Have You.IP: skymata.games Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/skymata

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.