Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RoyaltMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

RoyaltMC is in an incredible phase!!Currently, the REVEX Server is active – 1.20+ The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each worldCome adventure with us!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Raspberryboat // Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Raspberryboat An unique 1.20 survival experience.Survival: An enhanced survival experience. – Land claiming – Leaderboards – Unique voting events – Custom currency – Quests – Tasks – Jobs – Skills – Pet shop – Cosmetics – Endless fun

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Copper Valley MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Copper Valley MC, a small, adult-only survival server focused on providing a chill, stress-free experience after a long day of class or work. There are a couple plugins that alter game-play in a fun and fresh way. Mobs are leveled, so as you venture further from spawn, the more health and attack the mobs have. Protect your land with Towny, and forge alliances with neighboring towns. MCMMO provides a comprehensive skills system to level up your player. Create chest shops to sell your items and set a warp so others can visit. Tired of survival? Take a break in the skies on your very own Skyblock island!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Vindicterra

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Vindicterra – Unleash your Minecraft adventure on our Custom 1:300 Europe Map! Immerse yourself in a realm of unparalleled excitement with our one-of-a-kind features:Custom Factions Plugin: Forge alliances, wage epic battles, and conquer territories like never before! Our unique Factions experience adds a strategic layer to your gameplay, where power and diplomacy reign supreme.Custom Economy: Amass wealth, trade with fellow players, and dominate the economic landscape. Our tailored economy system brings a fresh twist to the game, offering endless possibilities for entrepreneurial minds.Custom Items: Discover a treasure trove of exclusive items meticulously crafted to enhance your Minecraft journey. From powerful weapons to awe-inspiring artifacts, each item is designed to elevate your gameplay to new heights.Custom Resource Pack: Immerse yourself in the beauty of our bespoke resource pack, tailored to complement the grandeur of our 1:300 Europe Map. Every detail is carefully designed to deliver a visually stunning and unique Minecraft experience.Server IP: play.vindicterra.net: Join the adventure now! Embark on a quest across the vast lands of Europe, where every decision you make shapes the course of your destiny. Unleash your creativity, build mighty fortresses, and engage in epic battles on Vindicterra!Don’t miss out! Join us at play.vindicterra.net for an unparalleled Minecraft journey filled with conquest, camaraderie, and customization. Vindicterra awaits – Claim your place in the grand tapestry of our custom-crafted world!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	821075	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Fantasy on Aincraft Online

Creative, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

What is FAO? FAO is a Minecraft server that takes inspiration from the iconic work “Sword Art Online”. In this exciting world, you will enter a universe full of challenges, missions and lasting friendships. With diverse gameplay, epic combat, and the opportunity to explore a vast world, FAO is the perfect place for SAO fans and Minecraft lovers.Staff Wanted: We are looking for new Staff members who are passionate about FAO. If you have the skills and dedication, you could join our team!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GeodeSMP

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to The Geode…Server Open 15/08/23 9:00am ESTIf you have found us you have been called and have answered…We are a new, up and coming server currently in our research and development season. Our focus is to gradually grow a community and SMP experience around our players.It is what it will become… It is becoming what it will be…If you are seeking a server to call home you have just found one.“Eight words the witches creed fulfil; If it harms none, do what thy will.”

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	4726	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Kozers Universe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Join the Kozers Universe Java Minecraft server!! (also compatible with Bedrock) From Towny to Faction to the new Creative Plot world, WE HAVE EVERYTHING!! Weekly server events are also broadcasted on Twitch!! (bi-weekly End event along with the World Games) {Server is still very new and is having things added every day} >========================< – Towny Earth Map : Jump into the obsidian portal in the HUB!! – Creative Plot World : Go through the glowstone portal in the HUB!! – Weekly Events on Twitch and Kick – Active and Dedicated Community

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Ecaz MC

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Our true single player mob spawn rates provide a place to build any farm you can dream up, and have it live up to its full potential. Love building? Join in on building huge community projects, or design some of your own to show off. If those aren’t your thing enjoy regular game play with a few Quality of Lifes extras. Or have fun with the optional add-ons of building skills and doing quests. It’s all up to you.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ores Mined:	1261
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DerCraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival

DerCraft WarSMP – Next-Level Adventure Awaits! Lose a heart per death. Banned 2 weeks if hearts deplete; return with 3. Vote, play, earn hearts, and revive friends. Log in for exclusive daily rewards. Playtime and voting rewards to boost progress. Unlock keys, rewards, and treasures with our JourneyBook Discover unique items and become a master. Rent shops, engage in player-to-player trading. Epic land claiming, war declarations, and battles.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Astral Projections Made:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

OceanBlock by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ocean.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utilities chunk claim > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB OceanBlock 1.16.5 Modpack

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LegendsRPG

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LegendsRPG is a lore-focused RPG server about skilling, exploring, completing quests, and progressing as far as you can! You play as the protagonist, who was once a lazy bum and is now trying to become a hero!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AlanBeckerMC

Creative, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The official Alan Becker Minecraft server! Come check out our newest gamemodes of Survival, Factions, Creative and so much more! AB Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/noogai89/videos

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

VoxCraft Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

VoxCraft Network – 1.17.1We are a Latin American network focused on survival modalitiesWe have weekly updates and accept the most supported suggestions from our communityWe hope to see you enjoying our modalities.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Farms Harvested:	157
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Just Minecraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineDOT

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!