Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Emeralds Found:	2607

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ores Mined:	2904

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3876
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Farms Harvested:	597
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Valkycraft

Survival

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Cloudrealms

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.Features:Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ores Mined:	1206

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Rapid Skies

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

A new released standard Minecraft Skyblock server, Includes Minions, Crate keys, Mob coins, Spawners and more! Feel free to come and stop by to join us in this adventure! Server versions above. Now with £/$ 100 IS Top!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AmaruGamma

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to AmaruGamma! A server in which we have a Towny Chill and a community that will welcome you with open arms, currently we already include Quests, Skills, Mobs and Custom Items and much more to come! We also have Bedrock compatibility! What are you waiting for? Join AmaruGamma! Host located in Chile Bedrock Compatibility IP JAVA: amarugamma.holy.gg IP BEDROCK: santiago2.holy.gg Puerto: 25565English: AmaruGamma is a Minecraft Towny server for players who speak Spanish. It also features quests, skills, mobs, and custom items, with much more yet to come! AmaruGamma is hosted in Chile, and its cross-play support makes it possible to join from both Java and Bedrock. Bedrock players can join the server using “santiago2.holy.gg” as the IP and “25565” as the port.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.