Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GCJE

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A PURE Survival and PVP Server! Events happen and more! Having trouble? Go contact our discord! 12h services each day. {[MCPE Server coming soon…! ]}

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Limegaming

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

villecraft

Creative, KitPvP, Survival

welcome to play the server’s ip is villecraft.serv.nu we are waiting for you to visit the server as soon as possible!!!!!!! and it would be nice if you stayed to play on the server for a longer time 🙂 tialktaa ville11 on youtube

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

minecraft the Walls

Welcome to MineCraft The Walls!

We are the Official Minecraft The Walls style Servers. This is a game where you start off in 1 of 4 sectors with a team, you have 15 minutes to build an awesome fort, once the timer ends, the walls are dropped and its an awesome team based battle. Are you good enough for Minecraft The Walls ? Only one way to find out

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HexicHomie

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Prison, PvP

hexic priion is a fasst growing og prisen sence 2014 and was once one of thre largest growin prisen in mincraftk logan Fortnite is the best a plz add my epic games it is lilhustle26 and i have 1000 solo 250 duo and 0 squad i need a duo partner

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Sketchmine!

This is a very good server looking for staff and its a pvp survivval server with loads of plugins is also cracked 😀 24/7

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CDLServer

Survival

welcome to the CDL server! its the best server join now at CDLServer.aternos.me its survival!!! ENJOY

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GameScape – Uniquely Perfected.

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Join us for a fun, friendly minecraft experience! We are tightly knit and been around for awhile 😉

We currently offer the following;

– Modified Factions (Direct IP -> SN.GSNetwork.net) [Raiding, Vampires, Mob Arena, PVP, Envoy, and more!]

– Skyblock (Direct IP -> SB.GSNetwork.net) [Island survival! Live off minimal resources]

– Kingdoms (Direct IP -> KD.GSNetwork.net) [Create your own Kingdom and rule others!]

– Hardcore Survival (Direct IP -> HC.GSNetwork.net) [1 life! Deathban! How long can you survive?]

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Star Daze

Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

100% Survival server with ranks & custom plugins such as, warps, spawners, sethomes, colored texted and more! Make new friends and play survival, everyone is welcomed! We would love to see new players!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Worldwide MC Alliance

The Australian Multi-Purpose Server

It is recommended that you visit our website to get detailed information on all our features, current and future, and other useful pages (like Dynmap)! Looking for a server where you can play almost any game type, but still have the comfort of being part of a community? The the Worldwide Minecraft Alliance is probably for you.

We are an Australian-hosted Australian-run multi-purpose server that is constantly evolving to include features requested by players. At the moment, you can spend most of your time playing Survival, Creative or Skyblock, while on days when you feel like playing something else, join other players in any of our minigames.

Current Available Features

Survival (as vanilla as possible, with obvious warp, teleportation, and protection), Creative (plot-based, 100×100, impossible to grief), SkyBlock (play by yourself or with some friends)

Capture The Flag (requires at least 2 people per team), Spleef (quite a large arena), Mob Arena (fight mobs like there’s no tomorrow), Paintball (the latest and greatest in snowball-throwing fun), Hunger Games (with the Survival Games 2 map)

Chess (both small boards and large ones, against friends or bots), Battleships (the classic game), Connect Four (also known as four-in-a-row), Tetris (single player, classic, fun)

Current Rules & Regulations

Here are the basics: We don’t allow griefing, stealing, spam, or abuse. No PvP in Survival. Hacks and mods that we believe are unfair are not allowed. We don’t give staff positions to anyone we don’t trust. No advertising other servers. Read them all in detail here.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magic Items Found:	5313
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Fawnserver

Survival

a friendly survival server where you can have fun and survive with me and build giant bases that go to height limit.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CreepThis

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

minecraft server

Survival

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

222craft.net

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

This is a Mature Server AntiCheat, AntiGrief and AntiHack.

Very strong and friendly community, helped by mature mods, Admins and Owner.

We have multiple Worlds to suit your server requirements! Whether it’s a PVE only World where you can build and not worry about grief or losing work, or a PVP World which resets Monthly allowing for mass resource harvesting – further protecting the build World’s landscape from ruin! We also have an Arena World with such minigames as CTF, King of the Hill and Mob Arena.

RPG Survival Server. Storyline, Ranks, mcMMO, Competitions, Server Wide Economy, Trade, Shops, Minigames, Mob & PvP Arenas, Tournaments, Fanfictions, Expansions, more…

99.995% Uptime 24 / 7, 365 days a year service

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	1993	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DuelsSea

PvP

A duels server Still in development Coming soon : – New kits – New ranks – New Maps And MUCH MUCH more.. JOIN NOW!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.