Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

WrathPvP

This Server has a max. of 60 people and is a popular and fun server. This is a Great server and should get more player to get interesting. Play at the level you want be watch out it is a hardcore pvp faction

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SurvivalCraft Skyblock

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SurvivalCraft, an ideal server to play by yourself or with your friends. Our friendly and chatty server offers Skyblock and Survival, with McMmo ingame levels and abilities, Silkspawners, Ranks and vote crate rewards! With only the click of a button, you can switch between the Survival world and the Skyblock world with ease. While playing on both servers, you are guaranteed to enjoy your time on both while surrounded with helpful staff members and friendly players.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Citywars Minecraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Citywars is one of the most unique server. Everything is different from other server. Create your own city. Build your city to unlock more class for your citizen. Level up your race to gain better pvp ability. Train your soldier to raid your rival city. Meets experiment minecraft player. Great and exclusive donator rank. Special online event. Join now !

[ PVP EVENT ]==================- —Folow our event on www.citywars.ca

[ CLASS JOBS ]=================- —More than 30 class to unlock. Each class give you a unique ability.

[ RACE ABILITY ]===============- —More than 31 Species. Each with unique abilities

[ CITY RANKING ]===============* —Build your own city and defend it again raider. Unlock class for your citizen with building validation.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

1b1t

Anarchy

play my server plz cuz I am alone everytime in the world can u play with me and plus side this server has no rules so play now its like another version of 2b2t but it is called 1b1t see what I did their the 2s in 2b2t are 1 hahhahahah funny PLZ JOIN

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Mikeland PvE

A new twist on Player Vs Environment! With dragon travel, 4 epic mob arenas, mcmmo to keep you competing for high stats (no PvP or griefing of course) and much, much more, Mikeland PvE is sure to keep you hooked for hours at a time! With friendly moderators you won’t want to be anywhere else! So come on and have a play today!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Eternal SMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Eternal SMP! A new whitelisted server with an old server vibe, experienced staff and a fun, drama-free community. A fully vanilla style SMP with as few plugins as possible, only to highlight the fun of the game, not to take away from it. Join our discord server via the link, and apply today!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

0tx.org

Factions

Full TNT – No Border – Unlimited Homes – 150gb of bases!

Welcome to 0tx.org! IP: 0tx.org Website: 0tx.org Admin: Cowsook

Join the hundreds of rogue factions, trying to live and mine amongst the chaos. How to play? Create or join a faction, gather players, and build together! Factions are invite only, so ask in chat or better yet – create your own faction and ask new players to join you.

Website & Forums: http://www.0tx.org

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Alpha Prison 3.0

Prison, PvE, PvP

Alpha Prison is a new Prison server with Many Awesome Plugins and multiple goals to achieve! PVP arena Plots Lucky Blocks Plugin Prison Ranks A-Z 5000+ Prestiges 75% Off on /buy And Awesome Custom enchants!!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Left 2 Die

Do you like fighting zombies?Do you like griefing? Well come and join our server and kick some zombie butt. Its like a Zombie Apocalypse type gamemode, in which you go around a city filled with all types of creepy creatures and try to survive and thrive. *No White listing needed* On 24/7

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Divine Spears Created:	29
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Void Gems Collected:	40

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Cookie Project

This is a non-PVP (we do have a PVP arena However, and a few challenges where high quality prizes are given out for compleating) and non-Grief server, up 24/7. Not handing out staff. We use plugins such as, CoreProtect, world guard, world portal, NoCheat, Iconomy, Towny, LWC, And many more. There is NO hacking allowed on this server either. Come have fun! 😀 Join Quick!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

McSurvival

Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

A server for survival and hanging out! If you want to apply for staff you can ask me when i’m on and I will quiz you! Have fun! Oh yeah, wash your hands! It’s a good time for it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GlassDragon

Creative, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Dedicated server in a 24×7 Datacenter (99.9% uptime). No whitelist. We emphasize creativity in a friendly atmosphere. PVP is restricted to Arenas. No hacks, no xray, no flying, no creative mode. The mods and admin will not spawn items. We try to keep as close to the vanilla experience as possible while adding anti-grief measures and a few extras to enhance the multiplayer world.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	899	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Equestrians United

Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Equestrians United! a 1.12.2 equine (survival) horse server! We have fun plugins to make the server smooth and easy to play. Shops, timber, economy and more.

Have fun, Love horses

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Civilization

Start a new life!

This server can give you the feeling you get when you are entering a minecraft world for the first time. In the wild, alone and unexplored. Start a new Civilization either alone or with others!

The goal is to get start a family and hopefully get a chance to marry a partner. To be the dominate family should be on the top of your list. To reach the goal, develop fast, find resources, make “fire”, and build a village with shops. Earn your living through others! The server itself is all about the players that create their own civilization. If you are tired of spawning in a pre-made spawn and to not be able to build anywhere, this server is for you!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Titanzesports

Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

come along and join a brand new survival and sky blocks server 🙂 survival includes cbeing able to claim your land so you cannot be griefed or anything like that you can build a massive town with your massive army of friends

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.