Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TheReawakens

TheReawakens is a creative build server, we make Timelapses and creation videos of builds on our server, we do also have a survival world

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Linearpvp

PvP

a new take on MinePvP with exciting new gens. Join us today using the link above! Have Fun on Linearpvp everyone and stay safe!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

sConCraft

sConCraft is a high quality UK hosted SMP server. We strive to provide an enjoyable game play experience for all our players, whether you enjoy surviving in the wilds, becoming a master of economy, living in towns and cities, exploring, PvE combat or testing your PvP skills in an arena death match we have something to offer you.

Essentials, Towny, MCMMO, Economy, Bukkit, Lockette

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ores Mined:	8707
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Zurifia

Survival

This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	3186

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MythicCrafters

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SurvivaltiCraft

Survival

join plz theres loving staff free ranks and cool survival so if u would like to join copy the ip and paste it so i would have some players its ok if u dont want to join but if u want to join plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz join and plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss join this good server

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	499332	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Emeralds Found:	6512	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!