Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Archon Factions

Factions, PvP

Archon PVP is a Factions PVP server featuring McMMO to enhance your raiding experience. We have a dedicated staff and balanced economy and are very open to suggestions.

What you think will improve Archon PVP is what really matters to us, and we will continually adjust and improve wherever possible to make the best possible experience for all our players.

Server IP: pvp.archonmc.com

Website: www.archonmc.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Destroy SMP

PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join The Discord https://discord.gg/VhrFvy9R and then go to minecraft chat and request to get whitelisted to join IT IS 1.16.3 1 This is a roleplay server so you always follow the roleplay 2 There are different countries, let @Owner or @Admin know if you are joining/creating a country 3 If you do not follow the roleplay you get a temporary ban 4 You are allowed to raid peoples bases but not break or place any blocks inside their base 5 You can only raid a persons base if at least 1 President or Duke is online 6 Every country needs a president and a duke 7 You are not allowed to kill someone without good reasoning 8 There are 3 roles in a country. President MAX 1 PERSON, a Duke MAX 2 PEOPLE, Peasant MAX 4 PEOPLE 9 You are not allowed to have secret chests, which means all chests have to be visible in a base 10 You are not allowed to steal pets Dogs, Horses Cats 11 If you have no where to run and the person after you wants to jail you, you are not allowed to go against this action 11 If you do not follow these rules they will result in a permanent ban or temporary ban 12 If you have 3 temporary bans you get permanently banned on your 3rd ban NO HACKING!!! OR PERM BAN

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Mines PvP/SMP

Economy, PvP, Towny

SERVER IP: TheMin.es

Website: http://TheMin.es Game Play Type/s: Survival PvP. Skyblock, Creative, MiniGames Rules: No hacks, glitches, or being a dick. Server Hardware: 16GB RAM, Dual Xeon 2.5Ghz, Gig link. Owner: Kraftman Description: BungeeCord server: PvP Survival world, Creative world, minigames (Call of Minecraft Zombies, Paintball, MobArena)

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Averia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

MMO RPG semi vanilla survival/ good community and active players Averia has skills to upgrades and events that are coming soon. with an economy and a new auctionhouse money is traded for items between players with custom loot from crates this server has only just started

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Lucid Dreams

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Website luciddreams.enjin.com Server IP myluciddreams.com Huge Freebuild Plots, Survival/PVP, Skyblock, mcjobs, ProtectionStones, DarkMythos, OnTime, mcMMO, Werewolf, Magic Lamps, Headhunter, Jukeloop, Free Rank to Premium, Possible World Edit in Plotworld depending on experience.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Bertonso_smp

Anarchy

best anarchy server comeo that will see let’s bora la enter contrua a base mourning against your opponents create a team and let’s go to that

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BEASTCRAFT-ZA

In BEASTCRAFT-ZA you will have the ultimate experience. Our Minecraft Server has economy, strengthened with awesome plugins and great games. Join today to receive a free kit and R1000 in-game cash Created by kbgvirus and ADAM_G_100.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	87
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ABSSMP

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival

Anti cheat , Hardcore Revival , items with gui such as chest protection , emerald tools , login security , one player sleep , pvp if you want , pve , home , silk spawners , gifts , all versions supported .

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Tales of Conquest

A great medieval role playing minecraft server that you should come and join

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Vanilla anarchy

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

This server is all about vanilla minecraft with no rules but still there is three rules no cheating, no duping or exploits, no lag machines i want to create a new experience for everyone to enjoy.

Simply Vanilla server rules: 1. No cheating (hack clients, xray, killaura, radar, entity speed hack) 2. No duping and other exploits. 3. No lag machines.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Epic Minecrafter

With 3 epic worlds Epic Minecrafter has a world for just about any way you want to play Minecraft.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Oranges Prison life

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Orange’s Prison Life is a prison based around working and building your way to the top. Once a prisoner has proven themselves capable of living a decent life outside of prison bars, they may set themselves free. We are a non-op, economy-based server. Once free, join a clan or make your own. Build vast clan bases and protect them.. Gather resources, trade with players, and make a name for yourself. Being a hardcore, non-op classic prison server, your items are precious and hard-earned. PvP is around every corner, so you’ll continuously need to watch your back for players trying to steal your items. Our community originally opened back in 2011, and we again re-launched just this past month. Many of our original community is still playing today, but we’d love to expand and reach brand new players too. We’ve actively been working on lots of exciting new content and can’t wait to release it for all to enjoy. Come check us out – we’d love to have you!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

FatDog Minecraft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FDMC Cauac is a Minecraft survival mode (SMP) Rated R (+18) game-world which is built, maintained, destroyed, and managed by the players themselves, in every aspect. Within the confines of the game, you, as a player, have total freedom to do as you wish and choose your own path, in any way.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ShadyCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Faction/Economy Server with a twist of fun! Join today for your new favorite friendly server! Invite your friends for a relaxing enjoyable time to hang out with others!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Mob Arenas

MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE

Come join us at MobArenas, the #1 MobArenas server. Battle waves of mobs collecting points along the way. Spend those points to purchase and upgrade kits. Create parties with friends and share exp using our unique social features. Our servers are online 24/7 and updated weekly with new content. Follow us on twitter @MobArenas and visit our website www.mobarenas.com to keep updated!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.