Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!

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Enival Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Enival is a month old, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server, and it has a whitelist to keep griefers out. The server also includes a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat for a better experience. There is no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What kind of server is Enival?	Enival is a vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community.
Are there any mods/datapacks on the server?	Yes, there are a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat.
Is there a whitelist on the server?	Yes, the server has a whitelist system to keep griefers out.
Can players suggest changes for the server?	Yes, players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
How can I join the server?	You can apply on the Discord server using the link provided.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Shark Date Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our wacky and wild server where you can date a girl who’s part shark! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the depths of the ocean with your fishy girlfriend by your side. Plus, rumor has it she’s a great swimmer and can catch you some epic loot underwater. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and find love in the most unexpected of places!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for fans of Saber’s route in Fate/stay night to come together and discuss why it’s clearly the best route.

Join us if you want to avoid the shounen vibes of Unlimited Blade Works or the dark and edgy tone of Heaven’s Feel. Our server is a safe space for all Saber enthusiasts to unite and bask in the glory of their favorite route. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but Saber-themed decorations and snacks for all members to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and let the Saber love flow freely!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	681	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being bombarded with commission requests from random internet artists? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of pushy creators! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone demanding money from you. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to creative freedom!

Join now and experience a world where you can block anyone who asks for commissions without feeling guilty. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and explore endless possibilities without the pressure of commission fees. Don’t let art scammers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Crops Grown:	7587

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BoomerCamBlocker420

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Potions Brewed:	42

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Last Day Craft!

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What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SinwarSlayer69

OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

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so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AwokenMC

1.16, bedrock, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, java, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Spigot, Survival, Vanilla

20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Mineserver

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This server is a survival type. It is currently new, and I am still adding new stuff, but it works for now. Apex Hosting has been a real pain and adding plugins are really hard with Apex because sometimes it doesn’t add them

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

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Atoq Origins SMP

Atoq is a lightly modded origins SMP for content creators

Features
⏰ Long-term
✨ Events and polls
✅ Whitelist + Application
👥 Chill community and staff
🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 Lore
🔍 Java v1.19.3
🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
What version of Java is required?	You will need Java v1.19.3 to play on the server.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs for players to explore.
Is there a long-term plan for the server?	Yes, Atoq is designed for long-term gameplay.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7386

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because Noa demands a thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	42884
Dimension Hops:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	New Chunks Explored:	903253
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EstateSaleGoneWrong

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Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!