Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

New Minecraft Servers

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NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchantments Applied:	282
Villages Defended:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Buildings Constructed:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Potions Brewed:	66
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Emeralds Found:	714	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

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Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchantments Applied:	290	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magic Items Found:	1594
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	307
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Secret Passages Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	4692	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8056	Towns Built:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Void Gems Collected:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mines Excavated:	2222	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magic Items Found:	2425
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5065
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Farms Harvested:	809	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	2673
Votes:	2428	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

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