Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

hoobs.live

MineClick

Mini Games

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

mc.mineclick.net

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crops Grown:	2834	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Secret Passages Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4525	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

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ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

play.clikacraft.net

HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

homesteadcraft.mcserver.us

Sloome Magic

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4856	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

This is the best friendly server of Minecraft you can join us today and we have a lot of plugins and many players play with us in the server Enjoy 🙂

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Frontier Network

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to Frontier Network! We currently offer a great cobblemon experience featuring tons of custom mods!Cobblemon: (Latest Version : Adds over 500 Pokemon to Minecraft) This version of Cobblemon runs on Minecraft 1.20.1 fabric!Server IP: play.frontier-mc.com Discord: discord.gg/6D9yYRxFGR Website: https://www.frontier-mc.com/

play.frontier-mc.com

CubitoLand Network

Bedwars, Earth, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	4019	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

We have various modalities such as Survival Custom, Sykblock, Boxpvp, Prison, Planet Earth, Bedwars, and above all a lot of fun!

mc.cubitoland.com

Rentera Online

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Custom RPG Towny Server with a proper RPG experience including Custom Monsters, Bosses and Equipment! Huge focus on Community, Economy and Custom RPG Content.

play.renteraonline.com

Divided Earth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	2571	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more classic geopol experience. We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency! We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs. Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

terradivisa.com:25594

MineCommunity

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

A Minecraft Story always starts with a block.Explore the world with your friends without limits with our 24/7 server!Create guilds, promote your friends, and prove you’re the best by challenging other guilds.Improve your guilds by ranking up and earn more rewards!Battle mobs! Level up your adventurer rank! Earn OP items though our EliteMobs adventuring setup.Go get a pet! We have an RPG like pet system so you will have a companion always!Rank up through the ranks by playing more!If you and your friends are looking for server to play with, then MineCommunity is for you. We are looking for casual minecraft players to play minecraft with.

play.mine-smp.me

EtherealCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	67
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our ATLA Bending Server !Fresh map! Last wipe: 9/09/23 Custom items! Learn over 230 moves! You don’t need any mods, just a vanilla 1.20.2 client No pay to win features! Bend every element for free24/7 dedicated servers.Lag free, ddos protected. Join a town, hop in the arena, or go raid in the wildMaster all the elements!

Play.EtherealCraft.net

MedievalCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Welcome to the world of MedievalCraft,the oldest continuously active German-speaking medieval role-playing game server in the world!From its infancy in 2011, a widely connected world and an indescribably deep and branching universe of backstory have developed to this day. This supports the immersion of a largely realistic high and late medieval class society with a storyline that goes back 1000 years. Parallels to the real world are woven into our story and intuitively allow everyone to freely establish themselves and their character in the kingdom of Erianor.Visit us at www.medievalcraft.de.See you! Your MedievalCraft team

minecraft.medievalcraft.de

Fading Daze SMP & Events

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

15.235.112.4:25567

ThePeculiarSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

ThePeculiarSMP is a place for viewers, players and streamers alike to collaborate together to create a friendly community. With the addition of a few plugins, the minecraft experience has been amplified to those who join.Here at ThePeculiarSMP, we strive to create a positive community for people to relax in, feel free to take part!

66.59.209.11:25566