Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4700
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Farms Harvested:	312	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3541
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4684
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Dimension Hops:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6772	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8282
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5338	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Potions Brewed:	71	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

play.yomnetwork.ca