Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.

SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Towns Built:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sf4.craftersland.net

Pixelmon Horizon

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Emeralds Found:	9704	Ores Mined:	2754
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10

Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

mc.horizongaming.au

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1595
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Star Shards Collected:	260
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

play.thenodemc.com

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	167	Star Shards Collected:	60
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

play.mc-ages.com

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Void Gems Collected:	13

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	6618
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magic Items Found:	6242	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	4970	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Towns Built:	3

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Towns Built:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Potions Brewed:	187
Magic Items Found:	5143	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com