Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

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So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ores Mined:	2211	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crops Grown:	2161	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Farms Harvested:	513
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	2316
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dimension Hops:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mines Excavated:	3000
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Votes:	1779
Buildings Constructed:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Votes:	4432
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchantments Applied:	136	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8386	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org

Chaktet

Pixelmon

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Crops Grown:	6265
Runes Activated:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4653	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

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