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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 6975 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Dimension Hops: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.