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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 9487 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 5960 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Our server is run by Mommy Jade herself, a mysterious figure rumored to have tamed the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Legend has it that she can turn creepers into kittens with just a wink, so you better watch out!
But don’t worry, Mommy Jade is a benevolent ruler who just wants everyone to have a good time. Whether you’re building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama racing league, there’s no limit to the craziness you can get up to on this server.
So come join us at Mommy Jade’s Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons!