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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 6751 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Votes: | 1920 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 175 |
Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Our server is run by Mommy Jade herself, a mysterious figure rumored to have tamed the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Legend has it that she can turn creepers into kittens with just a wink, so you better watch out!
But don’t worry, Mommy Jade is a benevolent ruler who just wants everyone to have a good time. Whether you’re building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama racing league, there’s no limit to the craziness you can get up to on this server.
So come join us at Mommy Jade’s Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons!