Minecraft SMP: Memes and Diamonds

Chaos, colored hair, diamonds, discrimination, extremism, flamboyant fashion, Immigrants, intolerance, Leftists, memes, Minecraft, piercings, political activism, political polarization, political violence, radicalization, smp, Social Issues, societal division, societal unrest, Stability, tattoos, violent solutions, Xenophobia

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and stability is a thing of the past! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a strict rule against killing clueless immigrants. Instead, we encourage you to hunt down and eliminate those pesky leftists who voted for them. It’s like a twisted game of political whack-a-mole!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is a haven for all things wild and wacky. We’ve got players with more stupid tattoos than you can count, piercings in places you didn’t even know could be pierced, and hair colors that would make a rainbow jealous. And don’t even get me started on the fashion choices – let’s just say flamboyant is an understatement.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as insane as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just watch out for those leftists… they’re a sneaky bunch.

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Star Shards Collected:	130	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

GoMinecraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

GoMinecraft is an MC server with a very, very small community. While there is still a fair bit of work being done, the doors are open.

Website: https://gominecraft.com/, Discord: https://discord.gg/hQK6HxY

Server Host: gominecraft.com

Features: – Discord Server (Chat with people in game from Discord) – Survival World – NO Donator Ranks, because there’s no monetization! – Tiny Spawn Area, get right to business! – Custom monsters (past 1500 blocks from spawn)

Rules: – Be kind, Have fun, Contact an admin for any help needed!

play.gominecraft.com

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Honorhcf

hcf, KitPvP, Potpvp, Practice, PvP

🔥 Unleash Your Inner Champion: HonorHCF brings you a competitive gaming experience like no other. Engage in intense potpvp combat, master the art of strategy, and lead your faction to glory. Only the strongest, smartest, and most skilled will rise to the top.

⚔️ Hardcore Factions Domination: Forge alliances, create powerful factions, and conquer the land. Build formidable bases that stand the test of time, defend your territory against rival factions, and raid enemy strongholds to claim their spoils. Will you establish an empire or fall victim to the relentless onslaught of your adversaries?

💎 Minimal PP Items, Maximum Skill: Our server features a unique twist on gameplay with minimal PP (Partner) items. These limited, carefully balanced items grant incredible abilities to those who wield them, adding an extra layer of strategy and excitement to every battle. Showcasing your skills matters more than relying on overpowered gear.

🌍 Timeless Compatibility: Travel back to the golden era of Minecraft with versions 1.7 and 1.8. Immerse yourself in the nostalgic mechanics and gameplay that defined an era, all while enjoying the modern enhancements and updates that our server brings.

🏆 Rise to the Top: Compete against the best of the best in our competitive gamemode. Climb the ranks, earn prestige, and cement your legacy as a PvP champion. Only those who truly understand the intricacies of combat and strategy will ascend the ranks and claim their rightful place among the HonorHCF elite.

Are you ready to test your mettle, claim victory, and etch your name in the annals of HonorHCF history? Join us now and experience the thrill of unrelenting battles, strategic warfare, and the pursuit of honor like never before. The arena awaits – will you rise to the challenge?

honorhcf.org

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Scandic PvP Survival Server

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[[UPDATE July 1st:]]We are now running the Caves & Cliffs update 1.17!

Server IP: [[ scandic.us ]] Scandic is a classic style semi-vanilla PvP survival server. We provide many features such as GriefPrevention, MobCatcher, Bloodmoon, a strong in-game economy, and Bedrock Edition support.

Server rules: * No modded/cheat/hack clients or tools (vanilla clients only!) * No duplicating items (please report all bugs!) * Respect other people’s territory when claiming land * Lava moulding allowed only for constructive purposes * No spamming the chat pointlessly * No advertising other servers * Don’t grind down our staff’s patience * No excessive personal harassment

scandic.us

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ZanicMC

Factions, MCMMO

Hey ZanicMC is a great faction server! We are in 1.8 but you can join in 1.14 to we are in 1.8 so people dont lag that much.

66.70.241.17:25581

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Printermc

Multiplayer Survival, Survival

Welcome to Printer SMP a Vanilla Minecraft server with a difference!

To make the server more challenging you can’t make netherite armor or tools, you can only get totems from mansions and villagers no longer sell diamond armor or mending.

Another unique feature of the server is the custom events you can compete in such as ice boat racing or PVP tournaments to win one-of-a-kind items like a protection 5 chest plate or depth strider 4 boots!

The world border is 10K in each direction so there is a lot to loot and explore.

We hope to see you on PrinterSMP very soon, don’t forget to join our discord server to keep track of upcoming events.

play.printermc.com

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BTG Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

BTG Anarchy is a Vanilla, PVP Minecraft Server that has no rules… —————————————- IP: Anarchy.BurntToastGaming.net —————————————- Good Luck Out There! (͡ ͡° ͜ ツ ͡͡°)

Server Started: October 12th 2019

Anarchy.BurntToastGaming.net

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Towny Craft (Fancy Craft)

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Towny

Here you will find an economy based server! Everything revolves around your ability to form allegiances with other players by creating towns, maintaining diplomacy (or war) with other towns, and bolstering your economy by filling your wallet with the finest virtual currency! Enjoy our water-based spawn, explore other people’s towns, and hunt for the lore and easter eggs left behind by time.

Single-player campaigns soon to come!

50.250.250.170:25575

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Flyhighmc

Balanced Economy, Multiplayer Survival, Pve Survival, PvP Survival

FlyHighMC: Soar to New Heights in our Survival Server! Immerse yourself in a thriving, player-friendly world where you can explore, build, and conquer challenges. Forge new friendships, create stunning landscapes, and rise to the top as you navigate a rich survival experience. Join us and let your adventure take flight!

play.flyhighmc.eu:25716

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TheraCraft

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Hello! TheraCraft is a survival, creative and minigames server. We use plugins to enhance the game experience by adding more features to the server like: shops, ranking system, MCMMO and much more! If you are interested, feel free to join our server! Server IP: TheraCraft.eu

TheraCraft.eu

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Joke_Craft_season2

Survival

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mc.minetro.com

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pvptime

Custom MiniGames, PvP

PvPTime is a Minecraft PvP server created so everyone can

have a taste of what PvP is supposed to be. Everyone is welcomed

including beginners and pros. Just have fun!

Our Mission

We want to obtain a good community where everyone

bonds with each other, and provide fun activities for everyone to enjoy.

For the Players

Active AdministrationCustom DevelopmentHigh Quality MapsLag Free HostFree for All

Giveaways & Tournaments CURRENT NITRO GIVEAWAY UPCOMING TOURNAMENT

Minigames (In Progress)

pvptime.net

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8539
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Lost Islands

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The server is currently undergoing a re-code and re-build.

Sorry for an inconvenience.. Please join our discord for updates!

Discord: https://discord.gg/QaFe6z5

Ignore uptime, The server was shut for 1 year. The good thing is that we’re back soon. 🙂

beta.thelostislands.net

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

I-Vanilla

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

1.8 – 1.14.4 (Native 1.14.4)

You open your eyes; around you, a large fort constructed from well-aged oak and weathered stone. The spawn-point is bustling with activity. The world outside peeks through the grand gate in front of you. You wonder what glory awaits you therein.Welcome to the lands of I-Vanilla, a brand new Vanilla Minecraft experience full of wonderful additions and a great community from the attached, well established I-Network. Play with friends, survive in the wild, build structures and bases, and enjoy a classic vanilla experience.The world is yours on I-Vanilla! Join today by connecting to I-Vanilla.com in Minecraft!

Features: Top Vanilla Experience, Active Community, Daily updates, Friendly Staff, Never-ending map, Organized Ranks, Well-developed Crates, 1.7 PvP Mechanics, Fun games & Events

Our staff team works tirelessly in order to make sure everyone has a unique and fair experience here on I-Vanilla. We have many additions that make I-Vanilla a great & enjoyable server. The only thing missing – is you!

IP: i-vanilla.com

i-vanilla.com

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Vcity

Fake Minetopia, Minetopia, Roleplay

Server IP: vcity.apexmc.co

vcity.apexmc.co

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GGMC.PL

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

IP: ggmc.pl Minecraft Survival + Factions – 1.16.1 [PL]

WWW: https://ggmc.pl Shop: https://ggmc.pl/sklep Teamspeak: ts.ggmc.pl

ggmc.pl

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	93	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Emeralds Found:	3773

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.