Minecraft SMP: MallRatMadness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! Join us if you want to experience epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and ride on magical flying pigs to explore the vast world of Minecraft like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Snoochie Boochie Noochies, a group of mystical creatures who will grant you three wishes if you can find them hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all your enemies into harmless bunnies, but who knows what other crazy shenanigans you can get up to with the Snoochie Boochie Noochies by your side!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Colonial Craft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

We are a roleplay survival server set on a brand new North America map. The server is set in 1740 starting with the player arriving on the East Coast around the Boston area. This server is set in hard mode, so it may be safer to stay together with others. There are many different plugins on this server that allow us to create as authentic of a server as possible. The furniture plugin, brewery, gates, crops, etc. Each of these add a unique feature that improves game play for all members. We are a very active community with a discord. With a very realistic map with accurate resource placement, this server can be a building block to any life you can imagine.

To play please fill out an application on our website! https://colonialcraftmc.enjin.com/

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Sphere of thoughts

Server IP: SphereOfThoughts.aternos.me:49506

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	210
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MCMinemon

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Join for an amazing minigame experience, while playing many different gamemodes! For example: Survival, Creative, Skyblock (BETA), Bedwars, Hungergames, Minepvp, Parkour, Duels, Battleworld Kitpvp & more to come!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	305	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AtlasCraft.xyz

Economy, Factions

We currently are made up of Veteran players from Geocraft. All of which are eager to come start on the fresh 1.15.2 1:1000 scale map. We invite you to come join our new world and help us grow! Our server plans to have bi-weekly in-game contests in which the winner/winners can win in-game items (ex: 2 spawners) We are always open to suggestions and care what our player base wants. Join our discord server for more updates and meet our fellow veteran players!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Quacitymc

Balanced Economy, Fake Minetopia, Minetopia, Real Life, Roleplay, Vehicles

QuaCity is a Minecraft RP server where you decide what you do and which story you create. Whether you go legally or illegally, every choice you make determines your adventure. Start your own business, compete with other players, or work together to achieve bigger goals. The QuaCity community is ready to help you and experience adventures with you. Discover what QuaCity has in store for you and determine your own future in this dynamic and interactive world!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Th Hook

PvE

-=[The Hook]=-

Come join us on the Hook TODAY! We are a PVE Economy 1.15.2 server, with plots coming soon. Our Minecraft server also has a Discord as well, which also includes an active staff team!

We have all the plugins you need like: -Towny -GUIShop – LUCK -Essentials

and much much more!!!

So what are you waiting for?! Join us on the Hook!!!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Kuusacraft

Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Survival | KitPVP | Creative | 1.15.2 + Roleplay on Survival

We are new server who is looking for Staff. We will have new gamemodes to play soon! Bedwars, skywars and Anarchy Survival! Join today! We are multi-language community!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Earthnet x dinoverse

Arcade, OneBlock

**↪ Survival Feature**– Claim Land– Unique Daily Reward (Based on Ranks) ( Coming soon )– RPG System ( Coming soon )– Dungeon (Coming soon)– Crates– Shop– PlayerWarp– ChestShop– PlayerKit– AND MORE..

Server Gamemode:– Survival– OneBlock (Coming Soon)– Skyblock– MurderMystery– Arcade– Bedwars– ETC

Discord: https://discord.gg/mQ9qWA3ZkMIP Server: play.dinoverse.ml / play.earth-net.techVersion: 1.8.9 – 1.19.4MCPE Not Available

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Sidonia

Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Vanilla survival world for you and your friends to play on. Free to play no pay to win.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Meltdownminecraft

Friendly, Multiplayer Survival, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Small

Server IP: Play.meltdownminecraft.net

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CivRealms

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

[VERSION 1.12.2] CivRealms Minecraft encourages players to form and act out dynamic politics in a sandbox world with limited resources. Our plugins allow players police each other and reasonably fortify their own creations. This allows players to create and maintain communities and civilizations that can withstand common griefers, allowing for deeper and more interesting political & economic gameplay.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Exinine

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Exinine! Exinine is an Anarchy RPG Minecraft Server.

Features! Experience At its core, Exinine is about having an experience. An experience to get stronger, and better. You are free to do this within Exinine, as gaining Experience causes you to grow, and level up, surpassing others.

Thank-you for playing Exinine, there will be more to come so stay tuned!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Eclipse gaming

Cosmetics, Crates, Multiplayer Survival, Prison, smp

Connect and experience the thrill of Minecraft at its finest on the Eclipse Network! Dive into an immersive survival world or grow drugs in prison. The choice is yours! Join us for a unique non-stop adventure!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Hyversal

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hyversal is a network with the following game modes:

* KitPvP * * Skyblock * * Practice * * Prison * * more releasing soon! *

Forums: https://www.hyversal.net Webstore: https://shop.hyversal.net Community Discord: discord.com/invite/NaJdvzy

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Lirop

Creative, Economy, Survival

Content: Concept & Worlds

Concept: Lirop is a simple creative server that consists of 3 worlds. We don’t have a lot of “bells and whistles” but simply offer you exactly what you need to play Creative & Survival. We have properties and a world where you can play survival together on a vanilla map, but we’ll get to that in a moment. We don’t have a password or anything similar that you specify you have to look for before playing. With us you can get started straight away when you join. We hope that this description will convince you too. Worlds: We will now introduce you to our worlds where you can live your life out. Plots: The plots are the pieces of land on which you can let your creativity run wild. Every player receives Worldedit free of charge and without voting. So you can get started straight away build how you want. Creative; Size: 139×139 | Price: 100 likes Survival: Since we want to offer you a larger selection of options, we decided to create a map with pure survival for you. You can build, farm or even fight on this map together with friends, just like in single player without any plugins. Citybuild: A citybuild with roleplay and creative system will be planned – and implemented – in the future. There you can start families, build houses and build a life for yourself.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!