Minecraft SMP: MallRatMadness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! Join us if you want to experience epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and ride on magical flying pigs to explore the vast world of Minecraft like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Snoochie Boochie Noochies, a group of mystical creatures who will grant you three wishes if you can find them hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all your enemies into harmless bunnies, but who knows what other crazy shenanigans you can get up to with the Snoochie Boochie Noochies by your side!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Buildings Constructed:	46
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

iMinecrafting Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

With multiple servers that make up our network, we are a Spanish-speaking Minecraft community. Create your story, join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

VirarithMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

VirarithMC is an MMORPG Kingdoms PvPvE server like no other. We offer a multitude of things from custom crafting, custom ores, custom farming, and custom cooking. Players are also able to create Kingdoms and expand into Nations as they begin their conquest. Don’t like PvP? Don’t worry, upon kingdom creation players are prompted to either pick to be Pacifist or PvP. And its not just about world domination! We offer many different ways to enjoy an RP environment with your kingdom and other kingdoms as well. We also have a multitude of custom mobs that we have added with actual models including (But not limited to), Brown Bears, Grizzly Bears, Deer, Boars, Sharks, and many more!So join today and don’t forget to join our discord!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Farms Harvested:	823	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mines Excavated:	1328

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Junior Kodaks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Kodaks SMP! Kodaks SMP is a community focused server that focuses in economy and no griefing. Both Java and Bedrock players can join. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FemboxSMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

What we offer:-> Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commands -> Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structure -> McMMO -> Custom Quests -> Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to win -> Inclusive community: we welcome everybody -> Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memes -> Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after all -> Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewawaysThis server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	71	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Divine Spears Created:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AxeCraft Network

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	1109
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Alien Abductions:	0
Animals Bred:	119	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6948

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Potions Brewed:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Farms Harvested:	786	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	272	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Farms Harvested:	547	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchantments Applied:	177	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.