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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter! We have engines firing and players feeling tired from all the fun. Our last thread was so crazy, you won’t believe what happened!

Join us for the most outrageous edition of Minecraft you’ve ever experienced. Our habits are so wild, they’re stored in a mega link for safekeeping. Check out our tagmap for a glimpse into the madness that awaits you.

Don’t miss out on the steamy fun in our Steam group, where things get heated up in more ways than one. And don’t forget to log on to Posscraft at 51.81.62.131 for a gaming experience like no other.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Potions Brewed:	181	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6473
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2189	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	5251
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	222
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crops Grown:	6042

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Potions Brewed:	139
Magic Items Found:	8951	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	124095
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2460	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mines Excavated:	4124	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.