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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter! We have engines firing and players feeling tired from all the fun. Our last thread was so crazy, you won’t believe what happened!

Join us for the most outrageous edition of Minecraft you’ve ever experienced. Our habits are so wild, they’re stored in a mega link for safekeeping. Check out our tagmap for a glimpse into the madness that awaits you.

Don’t miss out on the steamy fun in our Steam group, where things get heated up in more ways than one. And don’t forget to log on to Posscraft at 51.81.62.131 for a gaming experience like no other.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Runes Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	61	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Animals Bred:	98
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1420	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8392	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
New Chunks Explored:	767145	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Enchantments Applied:	191

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Mines Excavated:	1696
Endless Night Skies:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9703
Void Armor Forged:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Crops Grown:	3624
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.