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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter! We have engines firing and players feeling tired from all the fun. Our last thread was so crazy, you won’t believe what happened!

Join us for the most outrageous edition of Minecraft you’ve ever experienced. Our habits are so wild, they’re stored in a mega link for safekeeping. Check out our tagmap for a glimpse into the madness that awaits you.

Don’t miss out on the steamy fun in our Steam group, where things get heated up in more ways than one. And don’t forget to log on to Posscraft at 51.81.62.131 for a gaming experience like no other.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Enchantments Applied:	276	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	201870	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2070	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mines Excavated:	2506

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	259	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Crops Grown:	8897
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Star Shards Collected:	62	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	6860

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Animals Bred:	55
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Emeralds Found:	9837	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.