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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter! We have engines firing and players feeling tired from all the fun. Our last thread was so crazy, you won’t believe what happened!

Join us for the most outrageous edition of Minecraft you’ve ever experienced. Our habits are so wild, they’re stored in a mega link for safekeeping. Check out our tagmap for a glimpse into the madness that awaits you.

Don’t miss out on the steamy fun in our Steam group, where things get heated up in more ways than one. And don’t forget to log on to Posscraft at 51.81.62.131 for a gaming experience like no other.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Buildings Constructed:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2504	Divine Spears Created:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Zombie Dances:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	2893	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Secret Passages Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Towns Built:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9870	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ores Mined:	3637
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	66574
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Star Shards Collected:	216	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4181	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	4996
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Farms Harvested:	602

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.