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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter! We have engines firing and players feeling tired from all the fun. Our last thread was so crazy, you won’t believe what happened!

Join us for the most outrageous edition of Minecraft you’ve ever experienced. Our habits are so wild, they’re stored in a mega link for safekeeping. Check out our tagmap for a glimpse into the madness that awaits you.

Don’t miss out on the steamy fun in our Steam group, where things get heated up in more ways than one. And don’t forget to log on to Posscraft at 51.81.62.131 for a gaming experience like no other.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ores Mined:	9196
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dimension Hops:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchantments Applied:	90	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	213

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3412
Farms Harvested:	359	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6953	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Star Shards Collected:	148
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.