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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter! We have engines firing and players feeling tired from all the fun. Our last thread was so crazy, you won’t believe what happened!

Join us for the most outrageous edition of Minecraft you’ve ever experienced. Our habits are so wild, they’re stored in a mega link for safekeeping. Check out our tagmap for a glimpse into the madness that awaits you.

Don’t miss out on the steamy fun in our Steam group, where things get heated up in more ways than one. And don’t forget to log on to Posscraft at 51.81.62.131 for a gaming experience like no other.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magic Items Found:	4271

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mines Excavated:	3320
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Emeralds Found:	6101
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6054	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.