Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Orbs of Power Found: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Mineserver

    Mineserver

    This server is a survival type. It is currently new, and I am still adding new stuff, but it works for now. Apex Hosting has been a real pain and adding plugins are really hard with Apex because sometimes it doesn’t add them

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

    Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

    Atoq Origins SMP

    Atoq is a lightly modded origins SMP for content creators

    Features
    ⏰ Long-term
    ✨ Events and polls
    ✅ Whitelist + Application
    👥 Chill community and staff
    🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
    📖 Lore
    🔍 Java v1.19.3
    🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

    Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
    What version of Java is required? You will need Java v1.19.3 to play on the server.
    Are there any custom features on the server? Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs for players to explore.
    Is there a long-term plan for the server? Yes, Atoq is designed for long-term gameplay.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because Noa demands a thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.

    But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

    Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

    Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • EstateSaleGoneWrong

    EstateSaleGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

    Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

    So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

    LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where first love isn’t just a teenage crush, it’s a game changer!

    Picture this: you’re building a cozy little house when suddenly, Cupid himself shoots you with his arrow and you fall head over heels for another player. But here’s the twist – if you break up, your house gets blown up! That’s right, love is a battlefield in this SMP!

    But don’t worry, it’s not all heartbreak and explosions. Join us and see how experiencing first love shapes the way you view relationships later in life. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Rune Stones Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

    MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition
    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

    So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • PastaCraft Minecraft Server

    PastaCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, this server is like the Italy of Minecraft servers, except we don’t ban anyone from travelling anywhere, especially not to seek surrogacy! come join us and experience the joy of building your own virtual family with our surrogacy-friendly community. who needs Italy when you can have a Minecraft baby mama? lolz.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Ores Mined: 4089
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits

    RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits
    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT MOLOVAN POLICE TRAINING PEEPS TO STAGE RIOTS AND UNREST IN RUSSIA, BUT INSTEAD, THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A MINECRAFT SERVER!

    JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC RIOTS AND CHAOS, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY! BUILD YOUR OWN RIOT GEAR AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE COPS (JK, THERE’S NO ZOMBIE COPS, JUST REGULAR ZOMBIES)!

    ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE!

    SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S CAUSE SOME DIGITAL MAYHEM TOGETHER! #RIOTCRAFTFOREVER #LOLZYTOWN

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Alien Abductions: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Vacation Cancelled, Creeper Invasion!

    Vacation Cancelled, Creeper Invasion!
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in your house, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a call from the CIA or MI5 or whatever, and they’re like, “Yo, we need you to join this Minecraft server ASAP!” And you’re like, “What the heck, why?” And they’re all like, “Because there’s this secret underground base hidden in the server where we keep all our top-secret files and stuff. You gotta join and help us protect it from evil hackers and stuff!”

    And you’re just like, “Um, okay, sure, why not?” So you join the server and you’re greeted by a bunch of other agents who are all decked out in cool spy gear and stuff. And they’re like, “Welcome to our top-secret Minecraft server! We’ve got all kinds of crazy missions for you to complete, like infiltrating enemy bases, rescuing hostages, and even taking down a rogue AI that’s threatening to destroy the world!”

    And you’re just like, “This is insane, but also kinda awesome.” So you start completing missions and leveling up your spy skills, and before you know it, you’re the top agent on the server. You’ve got all the cool gadgets, you’ve saved the world like a million times, and you even have your own secret base hidden somewhere in the server.

    So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building stuff and mining diamonds, but also about saving the world from evil masterminds and stuff, then this is the server for you. Join now and become the ultimate spy hero!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Mouse Distract & Escape Server

    Mouse Distract & Escape Server
    Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got male mice distractin’ aggressors with females and stuff. It’s like a whole soap opera drama goin’ on in da Minecraft world. Join us for some crazy mouse antics and maybe even find luv in a blocky world. So come on, join da fun and see what all da hype is about!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Join CozyCraft SMP

    Join CozyCraft SMP

    **Join CozyCraft SMP** **Minecraft 1.21 | Java and Bedrock Compatible**

    **What Makes CozyCraft SMP Unique?** – **400 Member Community** Join our welcoming Discord family, where we build friendships and unforgettable experiences – **Player Driven Government and Economy** Your choices shape the server. Take part in our immersive economy, create laws, and engage in politics – **No Mods Just Plugins** Enjoy a semi-vanilla experience with powerful plugins that bring a fresh twist to gameplay – **Constantly Evolving World** Dive into new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season. Adventure awaits at every corner

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 61
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Warships & Stars: Where pirates sail and aliens wail! Join the chaos on this unique server!

    Warships & Stars: Where pirates sail and aliens wail! Join the chaos on this unique server!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Warships & Stars
    Modpack Hand-made with mods like Create and Clockwork
    Description Automate and industrialize anything you can imagine
    Invite Link https://discord.gg/yMfj8DZUu9

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Click on the invite link above to join the Discord server and get more information on how to join the Minecraft server.
    What mods are included in the modpack? Mods like Create and Clockwork are included to enhance automation and industrialization gameplay.
    Is the server always online? The server may have scheduled maintenance or updates, but it is generally online for players to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to play on the server? Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server by sharing the invite link with them.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Pixel Poo Minecraft Server

    Pixel Poo Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden potato hidden within the base, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to challenge players to absurd tasks, like building a giant statue of a chicken using only pink wool and diamond blocks. And if you manage to complete their challenges, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

    Oh, and did we mention the giant cheese volcano that erupts every hour, spewing gooey cheese all over the landscape? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Snowy Bros Minecraft SMP

    Snowy Bros Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Justin Bieber, and have epic battles with other players using nothing but baked potatoes as weapons. Our server is like a mix between a circus and a war zone, but with more explosions and less clowns (unless you count the players, of course).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, and if you can earn their trust, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just don’t ask too many questions about how they became the rulers of our world…it’s a long and weird story involving a magic carpet and a talking cactus.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on whitebros…our response? and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back…and you may never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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