Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Gods Slained: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • /Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad

    /Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you defeat him and claim the riches for yourself?

    2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding randomly. Can you outsmart the mischievous ghost and survive its explosive antics?

    3. We have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Explore this sugary world and see if you can find the legendary Candy Diamond Sword!

    4. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows players with the most epic builds to enter. Show off your building skills and gain access to exclusive areas filled with rare resources.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server

    BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make you question your role as a player!

    Become the Maid of Honor in our Minecraft wedding-themed server and experience the logistical nightmare of finding the perfect date for the big day. Will you choose Friday with terrible traffic and extra expenses, or Sunday with conflicting advice from other bridesmaids? The choice is yours, but be prepared for drama and chaos along the way.

    Try on bridesmaid dresses in-game and watch as your friends spiral out of control over color selections. Will you offend your fellow players with your fashion choices, or will you navigate the drama with grace and style?

    Join us for a dinner party in Minecraft where even the shoes you choose can spark conflict among your friends. Stick to what you love or listen to the advice of others, but be prepared for the consequences either way.

    So, are you ready to take on the role of Maid of Honor in our outrageous Minecraft server? Apologize for your mistakes, navigate the drama, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wedding madness. Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • FastingFrenzyCraft

    FastingFrenzyCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some high school band drama like you’ve never seen before!

    Experience the thrill of passing out at football games, fasting controversies, and epic Snapchat battles. Will you stand up for what’s right like our hero, or will you be like Alex and cause chaos wherever you go?

    Join now for a chance to be the star of your own high school drama in the world of Minecraft! Who needs regular gameplay when you can have all this excitement?

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Runes Activated: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CrushedByMinecraftSMP

    CrushedByMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • AwkwardCraft – Keep It Cringy!

    AwkwardCraft – Keep It Cringy!
    Are you tired of awkward conversations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only conversations you’ll have are with friendly creepers and chatty chickens! Our server is so awkwardly awesome that even the Ender Dragon gets shy around our players. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the cringe levels. So if you’re looking for a hilariously awkward time, join us now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • UNIFILgateRage

    UNIFILgateRage
    come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos even the UN peacekeepers can’t handle it! our main gate gets destroyed more times than you can count, but that just adds to the fun! we’ve got explosions, battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest ride of your life!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • PangeaMC

    PangeaMC

    PangeaMC is an non pay to win earth SMP powered by Towny and movecraft. There is custom recipes, custom planes, custom ships etc.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Wacky Town Minecraft Server

    Wacky Town Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we solve mysteries using MATH! That’s right, forget about swords and pickaxes, all you need is your trusty calculator to crack the case.

    Picture this: you’re walking through the virtual streets of our server when suddenly, a mysterious equation appears on your screen. Can you solve it in time to catch the criminal? Only the most mathematically inclined players will survive in this thrilling world of numbers and puzzles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground math club where players gather to discuss the latest theories in geometry and algebra. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?

    So if you’re ready to put your math skills to the test and become the ultimate detective, join our server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a tricky trigonometry problem.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Anon’s Minecraft SMP Wake Up Call

    Anon’s Minecraft SMP Wake Up Call
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out which alarm clock Anon uses! Rumor has it, Anon’s alarm clock is actually a creeper that explodes every morning to wake them up. Will you be able to survive the explosive wake-up call and join Anon on their crazy adventures in our server? Only one way to find out – join now!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CoverCraftMuslimLand

    CoverCraftMuslimLand
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without worrying about catcalling or unwanted attention.

    Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!

    Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.

    So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • PartnerCraft SMP: Love & Blocks

    PartnerCraft SMP: Love & Blocks
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your perfect partner in crime? Look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to team up with fellow players and create unforgettable memories together.

    Picture this: you and your partner in crime building a giant chicken statue that shoots out fireworks every time you press a button. Or maybe you’ll embark on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land, only to discover it’s been hidden inside a giant cake all along!

    But that’s not all – our SMP is full of surprises, like random zombie dance parties and secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner can defeat the Ender Dragon together, you’ll unlock the power to fly on giant rainbow unicorns!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in blocks!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 384 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • BlockyBrewHaHa

    BlockyBrewHaHa
    Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building your own world, but without the risk of getting arrested? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Our server is so addictive, it should come with a warning label – “Caution: may cause extreme levels of fun and creativity!”

    We have secret underground bases, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knew playing Minecraft could be this exhilarating (and legal)?

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Blocktopia: Affordable Housing Quest

    Blocktopia: Affordable Housing Quest
    come join our epic minecraft server where thousands of players march in spain to demand affordable housing… but instead of housing, we give you EPIC PIXELATED ADVENTURES! build your dream house, fight dragons, and make friends with llamas that can talk! our server is so lit, even the villagers are throwing parties every night! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • AntiSocialCraft: Hazards & Highs

    AntiSocialCraft: Hazards & Highs
    omg, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got the craziest players ever! dey all got antisocial personality disorder and dey be drinkin and doin drugs like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a wild party 24/7 on dis server, u never know what’s gonna happen next!

    we got players building giant statues of beer bottles and vodka shots, and some even make secret underground drug labs. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft creativity!

    join now and be part of the madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! just be ready for some wild and crazy adventures with our antisocial, substance-abusing players. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 26

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • AwoogaMC

    AwoogaMC

    Get ready for the ultimate minecraft adventure! Want to survive and explore dark caves, or are you feeling creative and want to test your building skills on the creative plots?

    Join now!!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Enchanted Armories Found: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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