Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1369	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	New Chunks Explored:	606653
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Buildings Constructed:	42	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ores Mined:	792	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Items Found:	3182	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mines Excavated:	3394
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Void Gems Collected:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5058	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Towns Built:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7637	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magic Items Found:	2801	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ores Mined:	6965	Alien Abductions:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

play.stormylagoon.com