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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minecadia

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Minecadia, founded in 2021, is a server known for its popular Minecraft game modes, such as Factions, Skyblock, Survival, and OneBlock. Since it’s opening, Minecadia has quickly gained a reputation for providing fun, unique experiences on each. Notably, Minecadia’s Factions realm continues to break records for the game mode, all whilst the server continues to expand and develop others.Our gamemodes: – Factions – Junior Lifesteal – Skyblock – Kitmap – SurvivalIP: play.minecadia.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minecadia.com : 19132 (port) Store: https://store.minecadia.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/minecadia

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	742

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TulipSurvival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Minecraft Survival 1.20TulipSurvival is a super chill Minecraft Survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. You can play with your friends, make land claims, create towns, make player warps, buy & sell items to others and more..!Here’s a few things we offer: Custom items, Player warps, Player economy, Grief prevention, Voting ranks…We do our best to keep this community a friendly place. If you’re looking for a fun Survival server, then gives ours a shot 🙂 Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	257
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Twenture

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, OneBlock, Towny, Vanilla

Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world!Keywords: City, CityBuild, Towny, Server IP, Discord, Minecraft servers, Jobs, McMMO, Rpg, Anarchy, Hardcore, Raiding, Land Claim, Earth Towny, Earth SMP, LifeSteal SMP, Survival SMP, SkyBlock, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Plugins, Network IP, starters, launcher, new server, uptime, Minecraft version, copy to clickboard, ip-address, server list, free ranks, best server, Multiplayer, Pvp, Connect to, Game server, Server network, Play with, Game mode, Custom server, Custom maps, Server Minecraft, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, Minecraft Survival, leaderboard, leaderboards, Free server, up and running Minecraft players, Roleplay, server address, free Minecraft, Minecraft games,Minecraft free, download Minecraft, play MinecraftIP: mc.twenture.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ChillSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Towns Built:	9	Zombie Dances:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Farms Harvested:	471	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

When we created this server, our goal was to create a unique and well balanced “custom” Towny experience. With our current team having over 7 years of Towny experience we aim to give players the best possible survival experience possible. With frequent updates and actively adding new features to the server we can ensure you that this server has a lot to offer. Whilst our server is mostly based around Towny we have added a lot of game-play features that will enhance your experience, such as:Jobs, Rankup, Auctions, custom enchants, Custom GUI menu’s, Crates, Lockable chests, Custom items, Epic particle & sound effects And much much moreWhat are you waiting for? Join today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3788	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.