Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

OG Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The OG Network is a minecraft server dedicated to reviving the old style minecraft experience. We are not pay2win, and focus on the player rather than money.We currently have survival games and an SMP on our server, both with many features that have not been seen in years. Come check us out!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CreativeFun

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay

Welcome to CreativeFun! You can build, roleplay and even create your own minigames using your own builds on our server.Our features: – Large 512×512 plots – Advanced WorldEdit commands – Access to redstone – Create your own minigames using your own builds – Roleplay names – Plot chat – Grief protectionIP: play.creativefun.net Website: www.creativefun.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ores Mined:	4917	Holy Grails Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	32

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineSuperior

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Discover MineSuperior – your ultimate 1.20.1 Minecraft: Java Edition destination, meticulously curated by a seasoned management team dedicated to crafting an unparalleled experience for all. Embark on an adventure through multiple dimensions: from the classic allure of Survival, to the innovative challenges of Skyblock, the adrenaline-pumping intensity of Lifesteal, and the collaborative camaraderie of Towny.Immerse yourself in a dynamic realm that evolves with each passing moment, as our commitment to regular updates ensures a perpetually rejuvenated environment. However, this is not your ordinary realm; here, the boundaries of vanilla are transcended. Engage in thrilling encounters with custom-designed bosses, forge unbreakable bonds with upgradable pets, and test your mettle against waves of malevolent mobs in electrifying envoys, all for the chance to seize coveted prizes.Join us at MineSuperior and experience Minecraft as it was meant to be – a canvas for boundless creativity and unforgettable adventures, all within a community that values your journey as much as you do. Your story starts here; where will it lead?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minecadia

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Minecadia, founded in 2021, is a server known for its popular Minecraft game modes, such as Factions, Skyblock, Survival, and OneBlock. Since it’s opening, Minecadia has quickly gained a reputation for providing fun, unique experiences on each. Notably, Minecadia’s Factions realm continues to break records for the game mode, all whilst the server continues to expand and develop others.Our gamemodes: – Factions – Junior Lifesteal – Skyblock – Kitmap – SurvivalIP: play.minecadia.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minecadia.com : 19132 (port) Store: https://store.minecadia.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/minecadia

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Crops Grown:	4682	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	176	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TulipSurvival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Twenture

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, OneBlock, Towny, Vanilla

Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world!Keywords: City, CityBuild, Towny, Server IP, Discord, Minecraft servers, Jobs, McMMO, Rpg, Anarchy, Hardcore, Raiding, Land Claim, Earth Towny, Earth SMP, LifeSteal SMP, Survival SMP, SkyBlock, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Plugins, Network IP, starters, launcher, new server, uptime, Minecraft version, copy to clickboard, ip-address, server list, free ranks, best server, Multiplayer, Pvp, Connect to, Game server, Server network, Play with, Game mode, Custom server, Custom maps, Server Minecraft, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, Minecraft Survival, leaderboard, leaderboards, Free server, up and running Minecraft players, Roleplay, server address, free Minecraft, Minecraft games,Minecraft free, download Minecraft, play MinecraftIP: mc.twenture.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ChillSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	52	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	106
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Crops Grown:	9107	Falling into the Void:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magic Items Found:	5929	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Potions Brewed:	102
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.