Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Server Version: 1.19.3, Java & Bedrock Server IP: play.stormylagoon.com Bedrock Port: 25566 (You do not need to use a port for Java!) Store: https://store.stormylagoon.com Discord: https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm Greylist: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/servers-java-edition/pc-servers/3145472-new-java-bedrock-1-18-2-stormy-lagoon-vanilla

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5860	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	253

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

In an endless sea of cold impersonal Minecraft Networks & Hub servers, WildCraftMC wishes to offer you something more meaningful, a server to call home.WildCraftMC is a multi-purpose social community for everyone, whether it be over Discord or WC’s Minecraft server, we offer a multitude of premium features which allows for an adventurous experience that offers exclusive events, quests and items to collect and/or share.We would like to invite you to our server community & into our family.We have a multitude of optional features while keeping the server semi-vanilla, such as survival and creative worlds. An RPG play style to upgrade your player skills. Mini Bosses that drop rare collectible loot. Adventurous Quests that offer exclusive events and items to collect. An advanced fishing feature with custom levelling, rod augments, entropy & much more.We offer an extensively customized advancement system that offers special abilities & rewards for completing many new achievement based advancements.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Zombie Dances:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Alien Abductions:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Star Shards Collected:	122	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1254	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1534	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Faeberry

Survival

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Emeralds Found:	5404	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.