Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	253056	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Emeralds Found:	3528	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Aspiria Mc

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

11 YEARS STRONG! Welcome to Aspiria — the best Survival server in the world! We create incredible Minecraft experiences unlike any other. Make friends and memories that will last. Every week, join us for unique events.* Survival No-Griefing server * Incredible Economy * Friendly and amazing community * Active discord server* Looking for new active staff – must meet requirementsJoin us now! IP: org.aspiriamc.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blurkit Network

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The Blurkit Netowk community was born with the purpose of entertaining you and making you spend pleasant moments enjoying our servers.Come and make an appointment with us, we have a Network in Spanish and only for Premium players. We will wait for you..

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Villages Defended:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

isoVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

isoVerse is a Minecraft 1.20 network with SEVEN fun servers: Survival, Skyblock, Creative, Games, Hardcore, Parkour, Factions.IP & Website: isoVerse.net | Join with Java + BedrockBegin your Survival adventure in Imber, a huge town with a hundred fun quests. Trade with new deals daily in our dynamic economy, set up chest shops, create towns, rent land, build with friends, and more! In Skyblock, survive on a floating Island with minimal resources. Level-up and expand solo or with friends. Collect crystals to buy upgrades and boosters. Customize and upgrade your Island! Join Creative to build anything you can imagine on a 99×99 plot. Build with friends and use free WorldEdit, and show off your creations in a monthly contest to earn free ranks! Our Games include Cake Wars, Kit PvP, 1v1 challenges, and many fun seasonal games and events throughout the year. Battle, build, and play games and events to earn loot and a spot on the leaderboard! On Hardcore, survive in the harsh wilderness with maximum difficulty. Fight 20 unique hostile mobs during a Blood Moon. If you die, you’re locked out for increasing lengths of time! In Parkour, jump to earn free cosmetic perks throughout isoVerse, XP, crates, and a spot on the leaderboard. Over 40 easy, medium, and hard courses, with your personal Infinite Parkour lobby! Play Factions to build up your territory and power. Make allies or enemies with other factions, or decide to be a lone ranger. Participate in jobs, shop in a dynamic economy, and protect your base!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

mg network

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Best Minecraft survival server 24/7 + Java/Pe/Br The Indian server and community join our discord server for giveaways Because I giveaways at my discord join now my ingame and discord name AGAMxD!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BoxxyNetwork

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	36	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mines Excavated:	2645
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Potions Brewed:	124
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Items Found:	3906	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Brand new Minecraft EARTH SMP for Java & Bedrock players! Come play now! Latest minecraft version support, unique features and friendly community.– Both Java and Bedrock – Newest Minecraft Version – Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2702	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

The Snow Den is a Vanilla-friendly, Voicechat-Compatible SMP ran on Paper/Fabric [1.20]. We are a light-RP server, which relies on storytelling and server lore, focused around monuments, libraries, settlements, and towns! As of this July we are starting our 2023 season and would love for you to join! We have a seasoned & growing staff team that helps to foster a safe and comfortable environment for all people. Hope to see you soon <3

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Chimeras Created:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.