Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	9204	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Items Found:	4233	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	5760
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5370

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Potions Brewed:	113	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Star Shards Collected:	122
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5798	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Animals Bred:	133	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	246	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Bharat MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

BharatMC is an Indian-based Minecraft server dedicated to delivering a seamless gaming experience with low-latency gameplay (ping range: 30-70) for players throughout Asia. Under the ownership of the renowned YouTuber Roiz Gaming, boasting an impressive subscriber count of over 27k+, the server offers an immersive gaming environment featuring diverse game modes and inclusive features. Key Features: – Game Modes: Explore a plethora of game modes, including Bedwars, Skywars, Parkour, Lifesteal, PvP, PVE, Factions, KitPvP, and Survival Games. – Community Engagement: Immerse yourself in the vibrant community through a dedicated Discord server for real-time updates and interaction. – YouTube Presence: Roiz Gaming’s YouTube channel keeps players informed with the latest updates, events, and highlights. Ranks and Perks: – Free Perks: Newcomers receive generous free perks upon joining the server. – Custom Economy Token: Engage in a unique in-game economy with custom tokens. – Automatic Store: A fully in-game automatic store ensures secure transactions and convenience. – Collectibles: Receive collectibles, reminiscent of the Hypixel server, for free, promoting a balanced and equal playing field. – Ranks: Unlock exclusive perks and privileges with various ranks, enhancing your gameplay experience.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Legendaryz Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

A Minecraft RPG server is a game environment created by players, which seeks to offer a more immersive and challenging experience than the original game. On this server, you will be able to find new types of monsters (so-called mobs) in 3D, which offer new challenges to the player.In addition, there will be new tools, which can be used to face these new monsters, and also to build and explore the game world. There will also be quests, that is, missions that the player can complete to earn rewards, and a land acquisition system, which will allow players to build their own houses and bases.The server will also have a clan system, which will allow players to join other players to form groups and work together to achieve common goals. There will be a clan war, where groups will be able to compete against each other to prove who is the strongest and conquer new territories.In addition, the server will also have a store system, where players can sell and buy items and resources with other players, and also a VIP system, which offers exclusive benefits for those who wish to contribute to the maintenance of the server.In short, a Minecraft RPG server is a more complex and challenging gaming environment that offers new challenges and opportunities for players. If you haven’t tried it yet, it’s worth giving it a try and discovering everything it has to offer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Mingo MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to MingoMC, your go-to SMP-style Semi Vanilla server! As a tight-knit whitelisted community, we’re centered in Central Europe, providing a seamless and immersive Minecraft experience. Engage with fellow players on our Discord, explore our dynamic dynmap, and dive into gameplay on our dedicated server.Discover a unique Minecraft adventure with MingoMC, featuring Custom Terrain, Enchants, and Structures that elevate your gaming experience. Immerse yourself in a variety of PVE worlds, each powered by Elite mobs, offering exciting challenges and opportunities for epic loot.Whether you’re a builder designing megastructures in survival mode or a loot-seeking adventurer delving into our PVE campaign worlds, our community welcomes you with open arms. Join our Discord today to get whitelisted and embark on your MingoMC journey!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Reign of Kings

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

NEW SERVER! Reign of Kings is a Lifesteal Kingdoms based server that brings Customization to Minecraft!– The players can choose to join one of the existing kingdoms, or create their own. – The server offers a rich and immersive experience, with custom lore, quests, events, and features. – The server is also constantly updated, with new content and improvements. – The server is open to anyone who wants to join, and welcomes players of all skill levels and play styles. – The server is a friendly and respectful community, where players can have fun, make friends, and create their own stories.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Friends Gang

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival

Friends Gang! Welcome to FRIENDGANG, the ultimate destination for Minecraft players seeking thrilling and action-packed gameplay. Join us for a realm of adventure featuring TNT Run, TNT Tag, and intense PvP battles.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297
Holy Grails Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!