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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EggMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to EggMC, the ultimate Minecraft survival server! We’ve crafted a finely-tuned experience where survival is at its best. Explore custom items, discover amazing features, and build in a friendly community. Join us today and make your survival adventure epic!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CapeDirt

Anarchy, Economy, Survival

Simple mechanics non pay to win SMP mixed with Simi anarchy. For more info it’s recommended to join our discord

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Sunshine Network

Survival

Server oriented towards custom modes, currently with a developed RPG-style mode with a wide variety of weapons with effects, bosses and a large number of pets.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Based MC

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Based MC is a free for everyone Minecraft Anarchy server hosted in Europe that was created on July 31, 2023. There are no rules, players have the freedom to grief, kill other players, and steal without consequences. Based MC is also very community focused making regular polls and constantly listening to the community! Join now to play minecraft anarchy with lots of other players that like to build and PVP!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Alanium MC

KitPvP, Survival

Looking for a unique experience? fun times? lovely friends? Then, Alanium MC is just for you!【What we support】 Java & Bedrock Editions || Premium Minecraft || 24/7 Uptime || Custom events【What’s waiting for you in game】 Fun game modes with exciting gameplay || Regular Events with rewards and special ranks || Custom Structures【What’s waiting for you on discord】 Active discord community with 500+ members || Friendly and helpful staff team || Fun Discord bots and leveling system【How to join】 Java IP: alanium.com Bedrock IP: alanium.com || Port: 19132

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

OdinCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Odincraft, a Minecraft server that offers endless possibilities. Were thrilled that youve decided to join our community, and we cant wait to show you everything our server has to offer. Whether youre a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, were confident that youll find something to love on our server.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineFreeze

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3575	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magic Items Found:	8364	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2699	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	New Chunks Explored:	961965

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.