Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Zombie Dances:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

RomanMC Network (1.7 – 1.120.2) offers a premium experience for free! We are a semi-cracked server with tons of both premium and popular plugins to give you an experience of a lifetime!– Survival / Skyblock / Factions – 100+ Plugins Per Gamemode – Mob & Parkour Dungeons – McMMO – Pets That Fly! – Land Claiming + Town Claiming | 3D Subdivides – Mob Coins – 400+ Custom Enchants – Jobs – Auction Houses, Coinflips, LotteryWhat are you waiting for? Be part of our community at play.romanmc.net today!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	189

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!