Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FiveMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, Survival

[COMING SOON] Explore a unique and adventurous world where survival is the key to success. Our server features exciting game modes, including Lifesteal and Survival, offering a captivating and unique gaming experience.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DogeFun.net

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

DogeFun.net – Der Server mit Verdienstfaktor – Creative, MCMMO, MiniGames, Jump and Run, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Craftbook, Parkour

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BattlePeak

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

BattlePeak is a Minecraft server where players can PVP and unlock as well as trade they’re weapon skins along the way! Embark on a journey towards obtaining your favourite weapon skin and fight players and mobs with it!

With limited time obtainable weapon skins releasing every now and then like the Halloween Pumpkin Axe and the Guy Fawkes Day Firework Rocket, the server’s economy is set to have some interesting years ahead full of trading and new content being released!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Animals Bred:	18	Star Shards Collected:	95

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Tempest Ascension

Survival

Tempest Ascension is based on the anime “That Time I got reincarnated as a Slime.” You, the player, are a freshly reincarnated otherworlder sent to this world on accident, and now you have to find your way through this strange new world. Build your nation, Become powerful, and reach heights never seen before. This world is yours for the taking.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SinghCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Survival Indian Proxy Survival Server Owned By RattanGamingLive a YouTuber. Join Discord for more info and any help- https://discord.gg/b9kSKb32t8

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

mofucraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Main / Solo / Rocket PvP

Main… Our main server, it contains economy, jobs, pets, strong enemies and so on!!! Solo… Our vanilla server, it is fusion of single play and multi play, and free of any stress. Rocket PvP… Our KitPvP server, you can fight with frying with hand-in rocket.

*ATTENTION* Our service are almost written in Japanese, for example, rule, guide and in-game message. We provide you some functions for foreigners, however.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Alien Abductions:	1
Star Shards Collected:	223	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LokoCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to LokoCraft – The Ultimate Factions Experience!Embark on an epic journey in our Minecraft factions server, where alliances are forged, wars are waged, and empires rise and fall.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	439	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Noovlandia Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

A semi-premium Minecraft server for Java and Bedrock from version 1.10 to 1.20.1

We offer:

Extreme security Privileged Ranks economy system Clans and alliances Giveaways every week Mass events Exclusive rewards 24/7 active support And much more!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Towns Built:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Rede Cypher

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to the Cypher Network! We are a new server still in beta, we plan to add more exclusives for players, we have mcMMO, economy system, elevators, banking system, in the future we will add more exclusive features of the Cypher Network.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SolarMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

WE ARE EXCITED TO WELCOME YOU TO SOLARMC Our server offers 3 exclusive modes:

Vanilla S1: Our Vanilla offers many specialties, such as the Outposts, an area that once conquered will provide you and your team with a damage multiplier, money, and an exclusive shop! Bounties, take revenge by placing a bounty on your opponent and make him a target for all players on the server! Auctions, earn money by selling the goods you have earned to other players, or if you can afford it, buy from them! Crates, if you have earned it at the outposts by fighting, you will be able to open a crate where you will receive materials that are almost impossible to obtain, which makes them valuable, or… buy a key from our shop! DailyRewards, get daily rewards that will increase in value over the days, but be careful, miss one day and you’ll start all over again! Kits, purchase kits via in-game money, or receive an exclusive one by purchasing VIP! Leaderboards, climb the rankings to the top in: money, kills, deaths and elo to receive rewards! Have fun!

Kit-PvP: Kit-PvP is a unique mode of its kind, for each kit you unlock by leveling up, you will also unlock a special ability! Face your opponents with the classic PvP 1.8 style and climb the rankings for the player with the most kd by receiving a nametag in chat that will strike fear into the first unlucky person who dares to go against you.

Practice: Leaderboards, show everyone who is the strongest by climbing the rankings in the various practice kits or in the wins! Different modes every week! A simple Practice that makes things more competitive, PvP lovers this is the place for you!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Midgardsaga.nu

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

A newly started Swedish server with a focus on building and having fun. Here we are friendly and nice to each other.

Karta: http://Midgardsaga.nu:8100/

Swedish Minecraft server. Where the focus is on building and having fun.

– Mcmmo- Jobs- Lands- Elit mobs- Wildchest- Jets hoppers – Advanced Dungeons- Cmi- Ranker– Danns World generator

Are some of the plugins we use

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FutureMC Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Hello have you been in search for a new skyblock server, I think you’re search is now over Come join us on your adventure and have the time of you’re life!

Server Features: – Custom Resource Pack – Minions – Custom Plugins – Custom Mission – Custom Islands – Bridge Themes – Player Skills

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PvPCharge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCharge is a network of Minecraft servers released on February 10th. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers!

Our Current Servers: – Skyblock – Prisons – Factions

Join Today! – play.pvpcharge.net

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Surviland

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come play on our exciting Minecraft Survival server called Surviland! We have a lot of interesting things to keep you entertained. Connect now to survi.land and join the fun in our supported versions from 1.9 to 1.20. We are waiting for you to live the adventure!

Enter now using the IP: Survi.land

#MinecraftSurvival #AssuredFun #SurvilandHasReturned

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Tartarus Network

PvE

Welcome to the realm of demons and nightmares, full of ancient treasures, friends and foes alike. Welcome to The Tartarus Network..

Here at the network, we take what people want and make it into reality. Whether it be more mobs, items, or recipes for crafting, we’re always here to help! Current servers include our Elemental Reborn project, a revival of a much more ancient land, and the hidden foes and powers within…

We hope you enjoy the ride, and have a good time!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!