Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Globe SMP S2

Survival

New season of Globe SMP! (basically World SMP S7 if ykyk)Brand new server that has had a lot of time put into it, hope you enjoy it!Basically a map of the world and you the players simulate geopolitical element of the world.YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO PLAY!discord.gg/XQVuTKumjm

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Eternity Factions

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Eternity Factions where you can get no women by playing but what you can get is some cool fights and make friends and enemies. https://discord.gg/mDC5XgvpRu

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TheZoo

Survival

simple survival server with a couple unique things, please bare with us as we work on the server while its being played this server should be done within the next month. this server will be out while we work on our network so keep in mind this is a work in progress as its out right nowtesting it rn not close to finished

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

OfficialFactions

Cross-Play, Factions

An OfficialFactions server with custom plugins and daily log in rewards. Join Now! Raiding/Survival/Teams/Factions

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	69	Holy Grails Found:	3
Animals Bred:	147	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Legion MC

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

We’re thrilled to announce the launch of Legion MC!

Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to bring you a premium gameplay to keep you intrigued.

In our survival server you’ll gather resources, form alliances, and earn crate keys by defeating bosses and earning in-game currency.

Unlock unique enchants, cosmetics, and ranks by purchasing crate keys and ranks from our online store. With our commitment to delivering high quality features and performance we also guarantee excellent support to our players . Our next upcoming gamemode to be released is factions so stay tuned as we introduce new features weekly and new ways to progress and make money in-game.

Join our thriving community now!

50% off all ranks and cosmetics in the store !

Store: LegionMC.tebex.io

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Mine Zinho

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Mine Zinho is a Minecraft Survival server in version 1.20.4, with Grief Defender, Mcmmo, Jobs, ShopGUI, among others. Come play and have fun with us!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The MyZia SMP / Create Together!

Adult, Longterm, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

The MyZia SMP / Create Together! Minecraft Server

If you’re looking for a nostalgic longterm serveror just want visit our amazing world,you’ve come to the right place. The MyZia SMP / Create Together! Minecraft Server

We Offer:

Simple vanilla gameplay.Long term world. (No resets)Hermit-Craft-like trust system.Unique builds and projects.A growing, welcoming community.Aesthetic Features:

Improved Signs.(Click through and keep NBT)

Sit & Crawl.(Sit anywhere, or on stair-chairs. Crawl in 1×1 holes!)

Decor Heads.(Purchase over 50,000 heads for a diamond each.)

Brainer Bees.(Smarter Bee AI.)

Gardener’s Dream.(Place any plant in any pot!)

Creeper Healing.(Unwanted explosions heal.)

Double Jump.(Jump, crouch and jump again!)

Through the lily pads, gently.(Push lilypads away, instead of breaking.)

Eye Spy(More spyglass features.)

Zombie Proof Doors(Zombies do not break doors.)Background Server Features:

Whitelist Via Discord Verification(Use a simple one-time verification code to log in.)

No Chat Reports.(Players cannot report chat messages.)

Live web map.(View a world map in your browser.)

Voice Chat.(Optional using Simple Voice Chat.)Functional build protection.**

Your creations are protected by a special background block logging feature for anti-grief.

There are no land claiming features or flashy plugins.* (Build Protection includes but is not limited to: Sign Logging, Block Logging Entity Logging and Container Logging)** Player builds are not live-protected from interaction, however staff can undo grief at any time.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Gravity Labs

Anarchy, Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

This is the official server of the next generation gamer social media! Come here, and play with your friends in some of the best gamemodes you can find!

Our official websites: gamerpal.com – Gamer Pal official website. mc.gamerpal.com – Gamer Pal official Minecraft server website.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Empire War: A Lord of the Rings Siege Server

1v50, Aragorn, Arcade, Archer, battle, Capture, Castles, Ctf, Dwarf, Dwarves, Edoras, Elf, Elves, Empire, Fight, Flag, Gondor, Haradrim, Helmsdeep, Hobbit, Horses, Lobby, Lotr, Middleearth, Minastirith, Monsters, Mordor, Moria, Mumakil, Network, Osgiliath, PvP, Ranger, Rohan, Sauron, Siege, Soldier, War, Waves

Empire War: A Lord of the Rings Siege Server Minecraft Server

Empire War is an exciting, castle siege, PvP Minecraft server. Experience expansive class based combat, both attacking and defending locations from the Lord of the Rings novels and Films. Each map features a new array of play-styles for you to try out and master, as well as new custom built locations to explore and discover.

Join us, and experience firsthand the magical excitement that only Empire War can offer. Embark on a journey where you will battle, conquer, and shape your own destiny, all within a world where legends are forged: the future of Middle Earth is in the palm of your hand!

Join the forces of Mordor, Isengard, Haradrim, and more evil factions. Conquer Helm’s Deep as an Uruk-Hai general, besiege Minas Tirith with hordes of trolls, or raid the fields of Edoras riding dreadful wargs!

Or choose to fight for the free peoples of Middle-Earth. Defend the ruins of Osgiliath, or protect the ancient Halls of Moria! Push back the assaults on Erebor or end the evil once and for all at the doorstep of Mordor at the Black Gate!

Whatever you want to do, whatever side you want to fight for, Empire War allows you to jump right into Middle-Earth and feel like you’re actually part of its world.

Join now with the IP:

– lotr.empirewar.org

– play.empirewar.org

– mc.empirewar.org

Join our Discord server!

https://discord.gg/ydvVkCX

See you soon!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GxNetwork

Parkour, PvP

Welcome to GXNetwork, the premier PvP practice server designed for Minecraft version 1.20 enthusiasts! Dive into a relentless battlefield where the action never ceases. GXNetwork offers an unparalleled PvP experience, catering to both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike. Engage in epic duels, exhilarating team battles, and intense free-for-alls within our dynamic environment.

Join a vibrant community of PvP aficionados, where competition is fierce and camaraderie runs deep. With our robust ranking system, track your progress, climb the leaderboards, and earn recognition as one of the top fighters on the server. GXNetwork prides itself on balanced gameplay mechanics, ensuring a fair and competitive experience for all participants. From meticulously crafted maps to carefully curated item pools, every aspect of the server is optimized for maximum enjoyment and challenge.

Whether you prefer strategic 1v1 encounters or chaotic group skirmishes, GXNetwork offers a diverse range of PvP modes to satisfy your adrenaline cravings. With regular updates and new content releases, there’s always something fresh and exciting to discover. Forge alliances, test your skills, and rise to the top in our ever-evolving PvP arena.

Are you ready to prove your mettle and dominate the battlefield? Join GXNetwork today and embark on your journey to PvP supremacy!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Play Survival! play-survival.com (Fully updated to 1.20)

Survival

The name of the server is quite self-explanatory. Join today if you crave Minecraft survival! We have some features to enhance the experience, but we keep it semi-vanilla. We have land claims, grief protection (including rollbacks), mcmmo, and economy. You’re gonna love it!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	7465	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

⚔️ Tillage – Modded Medieval Roleplay

Alexsmobs, Backpack, Biomesoplenty, boat, Combat, Create, Custom, Dungeons, Dynamictrees, Economy, Emotecraft, Fairylights, Farmersdelight, Farming, Mca, Medieval, Modded, plane, Roleplay, RPG, Rpserver, Seasons, Ships, smp, Snowy, Supplementaries, Survival, Thirst, Tillage, Xaeros

⚔️ Tillage - Modded Medieval Roleplay Minecraft Server

If you’re looking for a medieval modded server,you’ve come to the right place.

Tillage requires a modpack to join.You can find Tillage on Modrinth.

The official server is integrated into the modpack.So you can just download and start playing!There’s a Discord, where players can chat and connect with each other outside of the game. Events and games are regularly held, adding to the fun and relaxed atmosphere of the server. Members can also enter raffles or even be picked as “Player of the Month”!Alex’s MobsBackpackedBetter CombatLand ClaimingBiomes O’ PlentyFarmer’s DelightDynamic TreesEmotecraftFairy LightsMinecraft Comes AliveSerene SeasonsSpice of LifeThirst–150+ Custom Configured Mods.* Modpack is subject to change, and updates.

Tillage on Discord

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

True SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to True SMP. We are a new survival server that offers a lot of quality of life improvements without taking away from the “True” Minecraft multiplayer experience. Our aim here is to make a friendly community full of involved players and deliver an exciting and fun experience for everyone. Life can be stressful but here you can sit back relax, ease your mind and enjoy some gaming. Interested? Launch Minecraft 1.20.2 and enter the following IP in your multiplayer menu! – JAVA – TrueSMP.mc.gg BEDROCK – 5.62.71.12:22597

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Animals Bred:	145
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Buildings Constructed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MegaLeyendas

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Do you want a new experience? Or do you prefer an old-fashioned experience? It doesn’t matter all that, here in MegaLeyendas you choose how to play, whether it’s being a simple Minecraft survival player, challenging the countless bosses with unique mechanics, farming resources in the mines, or simply playing with luckyblocks. And the best part, WITHOUT MODS OR TEXTUREPACKS, a completely custom vanilla experience. Version: 1.17-1.20.4

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Golden Nations

Cross-Play, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Golden nations is a worldbuilding/roleplaying server. We have a small but welcoming community. The main focus of the server is for players to start their own nations in which players can ally with one another or even go to war with each other. We just reset and are looking for new players to join us!!

Features: Lands Nations War Brewery Dynmap McMMO Chestshop

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.