Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

InsaneMc

Survival, Towny

Website: InsaneMc.com Ip: Play.Insane-Mc.com

[Cracked server] Open 24h

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Havoc PvP =Factions= =Buk

Havoc PvP where legends our born! Join now to become the best, fight with friends or fight alone factions allows you to take on other players in epic ways! Raid other players then blow there place to pieces! ‘One of the best pvp servers I have ever played’ -Notch Sharpen your swords and tighten your bows and join now!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ViperSplit

Hey guys join this server please

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ores Mined:	8325
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftPimp

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skywars

Brand new COD and Mini-Games servers!! 7/31/2014 UPDATE: Factions, Skyblock and Creative have all been reset! 5/5/2014 UPDATE: DWARVES VS ZOMBIES ADDED 2-7-2014 UPDATE: SKYBLOCK SERVER ADDED 1-18-2014 UPDATE: KIT PVP SERVER ADDED 1-1-2014 UPDATE: BRAND NEW MAP 12/5/2013 GUNS ADDED 11/19/2013! We also have the #1 SkyWars server in the world with more than 100 maps! We have Creative with 100X 100 plots, disguises, pets, marriage, chairs!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Realm Adventures

3 survival worlds redstone creative world creative world skyblock and more testing right now but with some help this server can improve alot

hosted by McUsername Sissubaby posted by head admin Paintsplatters

admins will be on to promote at 10-noon central time monday

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MCServer

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Raiding

A amazing Hunger Games server that has been around for a while now! A lot of players as well! 24/7

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VirtualCraft

A Fun Minecraft Server With Great Staff And Fun MiniGames And Pvp!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TownyWarCraft

Economy, Parkour, Raiding, Towny

Create or join a town when you join the server! Gear up and prepare for a Minecraft war of a life time! You and your town can start a war with anyone you want at any time and day!

Build your town to be the greatest of all on TWC! Whether you start from the bottom or buy a town from someone who is selling theirs, make it your own and make it known you are the best and you will rule all!

Towns vs. Towns! Nations vs. Nations!

Best thing about TWC? You like just flat out survival? Normal towny? Parkour? THAT IS WHO WE ARE! You can join just to play survival, you can join to create your own town and never go to war! That’s okay! Like Parkour too? We have four of them! The hardest parkours you’ll ever attempt to jump around on!

mc.townywarcraft.com

Join today!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BawsPvP

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

EthosCraft

EthosCraft is a Towny Survival server with WorldWide PVP! Are you up for the challenge? Build your colony on a brand new world. Work together to survive or go it alone. The choice is yours!

-Towny -McMMO -Auctions -PVP -iConomy -Parkour

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

DGCraft | SkyBLOCK

Play with friends and create your own levitating corner, build the most functional island to earn as much money as possible

or go towards a true Architect and create the most beautiful buildings and the title of Master SkyBLOCKer is waiting for you!

The nice new appearance of the islands will allow you to better start your adventure with our Server.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Survive2Die | Semi-Vanill

Survive2Die | Semi-Vanilla! | No Rules! PVP | 24/7,

Welcome to Survive2Die where you spawn in the world with no rules and danger off raiding and greifing. Run so fast and far you can to not get attacked by others. This server is made to be like if you were playing single player. So hope you have fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BrekPvP

A brand new server! BrekPvP has just been started as of today! come and join us on our journey to make a new hit Faction PvP server. The server has a bit of a base set down right now, but we are ever expanding!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Orca Creative 1.20.2 (Cross-Play Enabled)

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Orca Creative has been operated for more than 8 years and has had no world resets!!!

IP & Port for Bedrock Edition: IP: OrcaCreative.tk Port:19132

SynopsisOrcaCreative, as you might imagine, is a creative server. Our focus centers around a building community and we have multiple worlds to facilitate this. This server is not a plot server, plots are only used for contests. WorldEdit is available to all members throughout the creative worlds. In addition, our atmosphere is family-friendly, no rude posting allowed.

Worlds[Spawn] – Starting world, complete the quick intro to access the rest of the server[FB] – Superflat creative world.[Wild] – Default terrain creative world[Sv] – Generic survival world for… surviving!![A] – Contains fun challenges that you can gain prizes from: zombies, hunger games, deathrun, dueling, parkour and mazes. Also contains PVP arenas[Contest] – A plot world for our semi-frequent contests[SkyB] – SkyBlock world[HSV] – Hardcore survival. Raiding, griefing, and pvp are all allowed.NOTE: Raiding is allowed in the HSV world, not the regular survival world.

Rules[1] No griefing.[2] No harassment.[3] No rude language; we are PG.[4] No offensive buildings. [5] Do not beg for ranks.[6] Do not advertise other servers.[7] Respect the staff and other members. [8] Have Fun! :^)[9] Do not purposefully lag the server.[10] Hacked items are not allowed; this includes items not obtained in normal gameplay.[11] No excessive CAPS or spamming.[12] Starting drama, controversial topics, and hate speech are not allowed.[13] No politics.[14] Do not argue with staff or other members. All rule breaking is interpreted by staff.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HooptiesWorld

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Rankup. Become a Legend.

Similar in nature to Prison servers. The only difference is that instead of unlocking some new /warp area to mine and grief in, you unlock new permissions. From the basics like /msg , /tpa , /warp all the way up to /nick , /book , /ignore , /hat , /fly The higher up the rank ladder you climb. The more Permissions you will get on the server. Do you have what it takes to become a legend and join the ‘Hall of Legends”

We offer: creative, survival , mini-games such as spleef and hide and seek. and also a fun exploration world. The server is well over 3 years old. with a lot of long time players who have been with us for 3 years now.( so that should tell you something about the server)

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!