Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CastleCraft

CastleCraft is an “OldSchool” server, like in the good old days. Not gigantic cities with square plots of land, but with lots of them small sleepy villages. Come and join us and we will take you with us Receive joys!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Potions Brewed:	164	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Redstone Realm

A fun survival no grief new server. 🙂

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Minecraft Bay

======Welcome!====== On our new server…

Our server is an ALLROUND server, of course online 24/7…And has the following features…

=========Games========== ->Catacombs

->MobArena

->Spleef

->Survival/HungerGames

->PVP Arena

->AdventureMap

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Darkrider

Darkriderz is a great place to relax and have fun with the communite. we have creative SG and more muti games!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Gravelcraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP

The new Minecraft server Gravelcraft.nl. Free to join (no whitelist).

Features: – Factions – Survival – Creative

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Empire Craft | Towny SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Empire Craft

Empire Craft is a semi-vanilla survival server since 2012 with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. You can play with your friends, make land claims, create shops, make player warps, buy & sell items to others and more..!

Here’s a few things we offer: McMMO, Player Warps, Player Economy, Grief Prevention, In-Game Ranks Using In-Game Money…

We do our best to keep this community a friendly place. If you’re looking for a fun survival server, then gives ours a shot 🙂

Hope to see you soon!

play.empire-craft.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EDO’S WORLD

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Zealanderville

PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a friendly, survival server with helpful staff and a great community. Our server features a few fun extras such as; mcmmo, mypet, jobs,auctions,and several different PVP arena (mob,regular and class PVP). We also have some fun minigames: kickin’ chicken, spleef, and a COD spin-off.

Stop by and say HI! Happy playing The Z-Team!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EpicCraft

Welcome to EpicCraft The realism server!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Potions Brewed:	35	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

WeBuildCrap

We are a Bukkit based PVE survival server. We also have a creative world and are working on a gameworld that will include a hunger games arena. But this is far from vanilla. This is a fairly small server where everyone is quite helpful. We have a large variety of Plugins ranging from protecting your land, animals, and self to mods that make the game more challanging, as well as an economy fueled by users buying and selling to eachother. We highly encourage towns and user built things. Check out our forums for more information at www.webuildcrap.com We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Cloudcreeper Minecraft

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	141

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ActionPVP – Minigames

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Here at ActionPVP we didn’t just want to build a Minecraft server, we wanted to build a community of PVP’ers. So we put together a team of great coders and set out on building a fully custom plugin and website to support our dream of an easy friendly place to jump in and play PVP matches at any time.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TownCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

TownCraft is a community driven SMP Server. Player run economy with an item based currency, player run towns and shops, fun plugins such as McMMO, and much more! Server was created in 2011 and ran up until 2015. The server was offline until 2022. Now I have rebuilt the server from the ground up and am excited to share it with the public!

We function a bit differently than “Towny” servers. We do not use towny, but rather Grief Defender with the RealEstate addon. This allows for very customizable towns and plots that can be sold, leased, or rented. All plots are protected. To encourage living in a town, raiding is allowed in the wild. Living in towns will have benefits such as local shops, protection from PvP and raiding, and creating friends! Now you may build and live in the wild but you may be raided or killed! Anyone can become a “mayor” and given a special role that can create a town claim and plots. For more details checkout the website or ask in game!

Basic rules No cheating / exploits No racism, homophobia, sexism, or any other type of disrespect. No swearing. TownCraft is welcome to members of all ages, profanity is censored. Don’t be rude.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

InfiniteMC Overpowered Raiding 1.7.2

★Features★

– MCPVP Teams – MCPVP Trackers – MCPVP Go Warps – MCPVP Spawn Protection

Well, please join us now, we are growing really fast! This is the best server. Please like the post so we can get at Most Liked. We also have a server website. You can always visit our website for the latest news and updates. Please go to www.hc-infinitemc.enjin.com

IP: pvp.infinityraids.net

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6247

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PlatyCast

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Hermitcraft-like server! The server focuses on vanilla similar to how Hermitcraft is but with plugins to make it easier and without any griefing.

Come play survival!! The server is 24/7 and is always updated with the latest build of spigot and plugins. We also have custom plugins!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.