Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VumCraft

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

COBEL

FREEBUILD ECONOMY FACTIONS SURVIVAL GAMES PAINTBALL MOBARENA

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Kotoba Miners

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TeamSpeak: voice.kotobaminers.org. Welcome!! Welcome! Hello all, and welcome to Kotoba Miners! Hello, I’m cheapsh0t, the administrator of this server. What to expect: How our server works: A friendly and polite community (including the staff!!) consisting of Japanese and English speaking players. Friendly Japanese and foreign players Opportunities to practice your English/Japanese in a safe and comforting environment. The perfect environment to practice English and Japanese Weekly lessons: http://www.kotobaminers.org/events/weekly So, if you want to join a friendly community of native and non-native English speakers, join today!!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6580
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Zapple Nation

This server has CTF Paintball and spleef we are working on adding more as you read this. Admins are friendly. The games are fun. And No Whitelist!!! Rules 1. Be Nice 2. No Hacking 3. No asking for op 4. Try not to swear 5. No Spamming 6. No Advertising 7. No offensive Buildeings 8. No 1×1 Towers 9. No Full Cap messages 10. Don’t Bug the Admins

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	189197	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Potions Brewed:	103	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Worldofemilys Server

Worldofemilys server! HeadDrops mineable spawners factions and more!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftCity

Precious stones protection (Obsidian). SMP, PVP, Skyblock Co-Op, creative and hardcore maps (Multiverse).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TheSkyCraftiers

Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

So far we offer: ● Survival, (Vanilla) (Hardcore factions) ● Skyblock ● Creative ● Minigames ● Prison

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	13

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Just2Play

Just2Play awaits you with PvP plugins,party MobArena and much more!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Potions Brewed:	141	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

JustPVP

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Why not come and start your Minecraft adventure at TNTCraft?

Thats fine, we have it all sorted for you!

Running Factions, ObsidianDestroyer, MobArena and plenty of custom plugins

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BlockHeads

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

100 percent Vanilla, All Natural, with No Added Plug-ins or Artificial Mods… pure Minecraft. True Survival with no kits, no ranks… everybody on same playing level.

No Plug-ins means that we always run the latest version of mc, no waiting for latest version for REAL up-to-date Minecraft enthusiasts that are looking for a REAL Challenge!

BlockHeads is “deliberately different” from the other servers. We strive to provide a family friendly place for die-hard MineCraft lovers who enjoy struggling to survive. If you are looking for special privileges this is NOT the server for you. Players will have to WORK to achieve greatness. everyone has equal game-related abilities and privileges, there are NO OP players. The rules are SIMPLE: Play MineCraft… Have Fun… Dont Annoy People. If you find joy in annoying other people… you won’t last long here. If you are ready for a challenge… come join us!

Latest Version ◊ Real Survival ◊ Real Vanilla

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Towns Built:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Bubbas Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

ABOUT Bubba’s Survival [IP: mc.BubbasSurvival.com]

1.8.3 compatible Minecraft Server Herobrine Awaits You! Yes the legend is true…! Bubbas SURVIVAL has a beautiful spawn world, 2 Survival worlds, easy and hard modes, SkyBlock and Creative. Very friendly, nice and easygoing mature staff atmosphere. Do you want to play SURVIVAL only? Do you miss they way MineCraft was meant to be played? Look no further… We are an American based server with up to 100 slots, A claiming system in place to protect your precious builds from unwanted griefers. We are setup with MCBans, Prism, GroupManager, Essentials, WorldGuard, WorldEdit, GriefProtection, Dynmap and World Border. Ranks are: Owner, Admin, Mod, Trustee, Master, Expert, Adept and Default player. You can set homes by naming them, TP to friends and back home again. TP BACK to the unfortunate death spot to pick up all you hard mining work you will never loose again. Helpful and friendly staff. Build a house, build a town or build a city… Go out there and SURVIVE with friends or go at it alone. come join the fun and get started up with a small community of friends. We take care of each other…

Hope to see you soon… Look us up on the website at: http://www.BubbasSurvival.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dimensions Apart Novus

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Dimensions Apart: Novus brings back all of the things you love about survival economy and more. With just a kit of wooden tools, you are forced to go out into the wilderness and work your way up from rags to riches. You have access to a balanced economy where you are free to buy and sell your worth. There are infinite resources at your disposal, from traders in Novus to other players scattered across the continent. You are never without endless adventure, adrenaline, and opportunity on Dimensions Apart.

Starting Off: When you first join, you will be in Novus, the spawn town of the world of Dimensions Apart. Novus is home to a myriad of shops, traders, rental spaces, apartments, market stalls, and exploration. Your first kit is noticeable as it contains diamonds among other goods. You are given the opportunity to start by walking through a simple portal to enter a dimension of your choice where you will meet other players and monsters.

The world is divided into quadrants, with roads segmenting them. You will get to know the players in your area, as you depend on them for materials not found at spawn and also for companions in quests and common travel. It is great advice to make friends and get to know and trust those closest to you.

Welcome to a different world of nostalgia, challenges, and intrigue. Welcome to Dimensions Apart: Novus.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Derp Islands

Derpislands is a Bukkit server running off of the latest beta or recommended build. The server features an Essentials economy with Citizens and block logging with Logblocks. Once spawned you’ll have direct access to the spawn world, and it’s nether. The server offers multiple world and gametypes from vanilla survival, player-versus-player survival, creative, and several quarry worlds that can be accessed through an optional registration at our forums, derpislands.com.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

XyionGaming

Join Xyion Craft now! IP:XyionGaming.mcserver.ws

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Engamma Craft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Engamma is a server with many features!

As soon as you log in you will get free enchanted items and plenty of diamonds/food to get yourself started!

Come join this amazing towny adventure!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.