Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Obsidian Addicts United

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Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	723	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Runes Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, NukeOrJoinNATOCraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, strategic alliances, trump, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Shell Swap Sisters

Aquatic, ariel, Disney, FANTASY, folklore, Green.., hand-me-down, MAGICAL, MERMAIDS, Mythology, Ocean, princess, Purple, Seashells, shell, Siblings, sisters, Swap, Tails, The little mermaid, Underwater

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Bread & Chips R Us

ancient DNA, archaeology, Bread, carbohydrates, CHIPS, culinary history, DNA analysis, Evolution, Food, food preferences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetic research, genetic traits, genetics, History, human evolution, Potato, snack foods, wheat

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Mainstay

Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Items Found:	2065
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

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Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
Seasons: Season 1: April 4, 2019 Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
Current Version: 1.21
World Border: 16k in every direction
Hosted in Ashburn, VA

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	Don’t be a dick. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief. Server is 21+ only. PVP is fair play. No hacking or cheating. Pranking allowed within reason. Include favorite cat breed in application. Keep the server tidy. Avoid killing withers in the over-world. See rule 1.
What are some important server details?	No Enderman Griefing Custom recipes and features Renewable Coral Fast Leaf Decay Custom PVE group boss and dungeons and more…
Where can I find more information or apply?	Join our Discord

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Farms Harvested:	346

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Spooky Night Minecraft Server

Atmospheric, childhood fears, childhood memories, creepy, eerie atmosphere, Gaming, ghostly encounters, Haunting, haunting memories, Immersive, Minecraft, Mysterious, night, night time, nighttime exploration, Nostalgia, OG animal crossing, Server, spooky, spooky music, unsettling, video games, virtual world

Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Villages Defended:	18	Star Shards Collected:	114
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AC Off Minecraft Server

ac, cold house, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, Fall, financial responsibility, Freezing, Frustration, high utility bill, house rules, living situation, majority rules, Minecraft, personal comfort, roommate issues, roommates, Server, Temperature, utility bill

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VomitVibesCraft

Apology, caregiving, children, Communication, compassion, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, family, health, Illness, Marriage, parenting, Priorities, relationships, sensitivity, Support, teamwork, Understanding, VomitVibesCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ScareFlicksMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	202	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockCraft911

Awareness, BlockCraft911, cpr, critical situation, education, emergency, first aid, health, Heimlich Maneuver, INFORMATION, intervention, knowledge, life saving, Medical, preparedness, Prevention, Quick Thinking, random fact, Safety, save life, Survival

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Centurion

LifeSteal, Survival PvP Economy Faction Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests Dungeons Towny Pixelmon Hardcore Modded Vanilla Whitelisted Bedwars Skywars Parkour

A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Border 512×512

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Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.