Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3473
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2400	Magic Items Found:	3473
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Dragon Scales Harvested:	223

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Animals Bred:	168	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	546
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Farms Harvested:	794
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Dragon Scales Harvested:	227
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3640
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ores Mined:	1767	Meteorites Collected:	4

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Emeralds Found:	5295
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Zombie Dances:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	160
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Star Shards Collected:	235	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Star Shards Collected:	80	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	503	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8616
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Villages Defended:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com