Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

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Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Zombie Dances:	9
Buildings Constructed:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Emeralds Found:	7152

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Endless Night Skies:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1722
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Endless Night Skies:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magic Items Found:	5142
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4015	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Towns Built:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Mines Excavated:	1954
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

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Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Villages Defended:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8614	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8065	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Enchantments Applied:	236	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Chimeras Created:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Villages Defended:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Potions Brewed:	143	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Animals Bred:	151
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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